The retarded guy and my girl friend

[Turd Ferguson]

why the fuck did you shake his hand? seriously

Shoot I didn't even make fun of him because of the newness of my realtionship with the gf. You have to accomidate the slow folks in public don't you?

 

[chewyxrage]

Shoot I didn't even make fun of him because of the newness of my realtionship with the gf. You have to accomidate the slow folks in public don't you?

Fuck all that shit. Not if you catch him jerking off in the bathroom and he's a sloppy drunk retarded dude.

You didn't tell the girlfriend about the bathroom? How could she blame you.

 

[jnevin]

Go plat and delete this thread. Save some face.

No, you don't have to shake his hand. If you told her where his hand was before you shook it, she'd be grossed out that you touched him and pissed because you might have touched her with his spoogetarded runoff.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Fuck all that shit. Not if you catch him jerking off in the bathroom and he's a sloppy drunk retarded dude.

You didn't tell the girlfriend about the bathroom? How could she blame you.

I did tell her. Just didn't mock him like I wanted to.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Go plat and delete this thread. Save some face.

No, you don't have to shake his hand. If you told her where his hand was before you shook it, she'd be grossed out that you touched him and pissed because you might have touched her with his spoogetarded runoff.

The look on his face was classic. That retarted tough out and stroking it. I got to think he was thinking about my gf. He mumbled something that sounded like waaaahhhhhhhaaaggggghhhh and kept on jackin.

 

[jnevin]

The look on his face was classic. That retarted tough out and stroking it. I got to think he was thinking about my gf. He mumbled something that sounded like waaaahhhhhhhaaaggggghhhh and kept on jackin.

Oh fucking christ dude...

 

[feisty11975]

OH MY and EWWWWWW @ the same time.

 

[heatherrae]

No, mocking the mentally challenged probably would not have put you in good graces with a woman. Hypothetically, I would think my bf was a jerk if he mocked mentally challenged folks just because they flirted with me. He probably didn't know any better.

 

[needtogetaas]

thats some nasty shit.

 

[the_clockwork]

i washed my freakin hands off in the car.

you have a sink in your car? awesome