The retarded guy and my girl friend

[chewyxrage]

No, mocking the mentally challenged probably would not have put you in good graces with a woman. Hypothetically, I would think my bf was a jerk if he mocked mentally challenged folks just because they flirted with me. He probably didn't know any better.

You must have missed the whole 'jerking off in the bathroom then shaking hands' part

 

[jnevin]

You must have missed the whole 'jerking off in the bathroom then shaking hands' part

Yeah. Not shaking his hand wouldn't be making fun of his disability. It wouls be not getting cock'n ball sweat and cum on your hand. Fucking gross.

 

[heatherrae]

You must have missed the whole 'jerking off in the bathroom then shaking hands' part

I didn't say he should have shook his hand...lol. I just said he made a good call in appearing sensitive in front of his girl. Two different things. ;-)

 

[jackangel]

i am loling at this all over again.

but i'm also eating.

can't believe you shook his hand, turd.

 

[Garett546]

Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.

hahahaha, the retarded guy owned you. he was probably laughing when you left

 

[string_bean00]

great job stud

 

[jerkbox]

hahahaha, the retarded guy owned you. he was probably laughing when you left

true dat.....LMAO



owned by a retarded guy who wanked off in the bathroom


bwwahahahahahahah


WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SHAKE HIS HAND???

 

[jackangel]

i don't suppose you'd let us know if you start dating the retard?

 

[Raptorex]

what's the problem here?

 

[javaguru]

My best friend (not JH1 who dosen't even consider me a friend anymore cause my wife dosen't fuck dudes for coke) had a birthday last week so I told him that we would go out for dinner and drinks the past Sat. night.

I bring the girlfriend along, we go with another couple and his wife to dinner. Had a o.k. dinner and decided to go to our favorite cheers type bar. Lil place in Florissant where we all grew up. There is a young retarted kid who I have seen in there before drinking like a fish. I don't understand why they give the retarted kid liquor or who may be f'd in the head enough to give the kid a ride up to the bar or let him out of sight to go to a bar.

Anyway we are drinking and I see the kid muggin my girl from across the room. He makes a b-line to our table and asks my buddy, "whats her name" with that retarded accent. My friend says "you should go ask her" So he comes up and says "whats your name" so she tells him and then there was that awkward silence where we all didn't know what to say. He takes a swig of his beer with his goofed up hand grip. Almost like an underhand swig. Then walks away.

About 5 min later I go to the bathroom and caught him jacking off on the toliet.

We partied for a while and we we got ready to leave I went to the bathroom again. This time he waited for me to leave and came back to tell my girl that he thought she was beautiful.

Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.

I didn't read the thread but you and your GF met up with Pick3?