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chris302001 My balls finally descended today. Smurfy was standing close by waiting to catch them.


calveless wonder I'm at the coffee shop waiting for my ex-g/f. We were meeting at 11:00am, it's 3:40pm now. She's a little late and not answering her phone, but she'll show.


jon79 My mom laid out the wrong underwear for me today. I told her yesterday no colored briefs! Fuck.


lartinos asdfjnf7h dhsaod 3`nasokeefn'vvrfgrgr[dmm[psmjvoe034jgf0wemsdvm;lwv;lm <~~ That's the result of me pressing the keyboard against my abs, bitches.


Ariel Just finished the movie Back To The Future for the umpteenth time. I always get a spark of dopamine elevation, and sensation of passing joy when Marty J. Fox first steps foot in that DeLorean death trap. My Mac and I agree, the amount of vintage track jackets that could be found traveling back to the 80's is unfathomable.


BIKINIMOM "Login Failed. Your account has been suspended for excessive babbling."


calveless wonder It's 8:00pm and the coffee shop is trying to close. The barista keeps giving me dirty looks. I'm gonna move to one of the open tables outside and wait there. Still no reply to my calls/text.





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puddlemonkey- I found out today wendy is not pregnant just fat. Damn chick lied to me for 6 mos. oh well i love the big un's...
 
Puddlemonkey-taco bell or sonic tonight?
Minestrone? Or Chicken noodle for lunch tommorow?
 
Smurfy said:
somebody should do ortiz and Subz
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subz.... I went into the local subway and ordered a grilled chix sub and asked for double chicken and they told me it would be $3.00 more. So I flexed in the cashiers dudes face and told him I needed my double protein or he will die!
 
ortiz34 said:
subz.... I went into the local subway and ordered a grilled chix sub and asked for double chicken and they told me it would be $3.00 more. So I flexed in the cashiers dudes face and told him I needed my double protein or he will die! Do you think this will help me get laid tonight or am I going to die a virgin?
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fixed
 
This thread iz rulz
 
chris302001-I'm a doctor, don't be alarmed that you feel both my hands on your hips, just take a deep breath.
 
Ariel - Plan of the Day, Continue analytical research into the human psyche, buy new track jacket, sleep with cousin.
 
Miplank....today I sold 4 cars, two were vipers and the other two were roush mustang cobras. John Elway bought the vipers. My window tinting company did 46 cars yesterday soup to nutz..bitch. I made $500 a pop! LOOK AT MY KAK!
 
jdynasty said:
Ariel - Plan of the Day, Continue analytical research into the human psyche, buy new track jacket, sleep with cousin.
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LOL
J D has a little cross over action.
Bro has a little game indeed.
Yeah that whole 1st cousin having sex thing...
You got me mistaken with Po Boy.
 
She is my favorite Cousin, and yeah I'm like proud of her in a vain way.
However, we are superclose, we just talked 2 days ago... and she texts me here and then, but
I do not wanna sleep with her.

Just proud of kin, Yo
Fucking Columbo is taking things out of context here.
LOL Bastard.
 
myway said:
Hey, now.
My favorite cousin it in that thread,2.
Maybe I should hook my favorite cousin up with Ariel's favorite cousin.:artist:
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lol no, what's funny about what jd said is found in the last sentence of Ariels post. "Sometimes you wish you weren't first cousins, ya know?"
 
myway said:
Hey, now.
My favorite cousin it in that thread,2.
Maybe I should hook my favorite cousin up with Ariel's favorite cousin.:artist:
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Ben Affleck/Russel Crowe guy sounds perfect.
Their offspring would be on the level begifted and make us look stupid though.

I'm just glad your cousin wasn't koolaid boy; He, I would not be down with.
I don't care even if he does dig on RadioHead.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol no, what's funny about what jd said is found in the last sentence of Ariels post. "Sometimes you wish you weren't first cousins, ya know?"
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Okay, we had a thing that was weird, 2 years ago, but nothing happened...
Plus I was just putting a teaser too, just to incite the praise and desireability thatI feel she's
got...
Yeah we are close and connect, but we are fam.So those awkward feelings that happened between us 2 years ago have long gone and the state of our emotions are more balanced.

Things happen emotion wise between two people who connect, a whole new world is put in place... I was just being honest to the moment.

LOL
Your witness Counselor.
 
-Ariel- said:
Ben Affleck/Russel Crowe guy sounds perfect.
Their offspring would be on the level begifted and make us look stupid though.

I'm just glad your cousin wasn't koolaid boy; He, I would not be down with.
I don't care even if he does dig on RadioHead.
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Yea. Our cousins are duggy.
Mine,Dude can even speak Russian.
Hella smart and cool.
He almost killed me in Cali, fighting with his dad over who gets to control tha windshield wipers en route to San Diego............ I think we crossed 2 lanes of traffic before he decided to put a hand on tha wheel
BUT we made it back alive. So its all good.
 
miplank Pedo Bear and I work as a team


pedobear.jpg
 
PuddleMonkey said:
chris302001 My balls finally descended today. Smurfy was standing close by waiting to catch them.


calveless wonder I'm at the coffee shop waiting for my ex-g/f. We were meeting at 11:00am, it's 3:40pm now. She's a little late and not answering her phone, but she'll show.


jon79 My mom laid out the wrong underwear for me today. I told her yesterday no colored briefs! Fuck.


lartinos asdfjnf7h dhsaod 3`nasokeefn'vvrfgrgr[dmm[psmjvoe034jgf0wemsdvm;lwv;lm <~~ That's the result of me pressing the keyboard against my abs, bitches.


Ariel Just finished the movie Back To The Future for the umpteenth time. I always get a spark of dopamine elevation, and sensation of passing joy when Marty J. Fox first steps foot in that DeLorean death trap. My Mac and I agree, the amount of vintage track jackets that could be found traveling back to the 80's is unfathomable.


BIKINIMOM "Login Failed. Your account has been suspended for excessive babbling."


calveless wonder It's 8:00pm and the coffee shop is trying to close. The barista keeps giving me dirty looks. I'm gonna move to one of the open tables outside and wait there. Still no reply to my calls/text.





Feel free to add your own..
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olloloolool at the bold
 
Puddlemonkey- Aww man off to the hardware store to get a patch because Wendy got a hole in her and I need her to be as full of air as she can be for our date tonight!
 
PuddleMonkey Cologne Count: 60. Friend Count: 0. :(

Smurfy I chipped a nail washing dishes today! I should probably make a thread on EF
 
lol im gonna stop doing these because i cant hope to come close to how amazingly funny some of these are
 
SWOLE11:00am just drank a waxy dextrose cornmeal shake with AMP25452353 as a chaser

SWOLE11:10am just completed second set of reverse grip cable anal squeezes, real light weight going for forum
 
Puddlemonkey7:00am I just ate a bowl of baggged "fun loops"
all the ceral i buy is bagged and generic, i have over 60 different flavors
 
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