The members at my gym are fucking dumber than stumps!

[mr juice]

Chill girl, chill you strung out, you need to chill!!

 

[benapollo]

Haven't been here long but i am really starting to llike werd.

hahaha

lets just say i know what u mean

 

[coverguy]

1. Please do not continue to scan the stupid thingie at the turnstyle that lets you in. Scan it once and wait for the light to turn green before you continually try to ram the metal bar that will not turn by the sheer force of your body! Then do NOT get annoyed with me that I have to get up and come over to point out to you that VIOLA! The light has now turned green and you can get through!!

Admittedly, the computer system goes down sometimes and you may have to scan the little key tag thingie a WHOLE TWO TIMES before it works. But I dont think that anyone's head will explode if they wait the mandatory millisecond between scans that the software requires.

IF YOU KEEP SCANNING AND BEEPING THAT SHIT IT WILL NOT WORK ANY BETTER THAN IF YOU CONTINUALLY RAM YOUR SOFT FAT WEAK GELATINOUS ASS INTO THE HEAVY METAL TURNSTYLE BAR.


2. Do NOT tell the front desk person your entire life story and the reason WHY you are cancelling your membership. UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH WHEN I TELL YOU THAT IT IS CLUB POLICY THAT YOU MUST PERSONALLY SPEAK W/THE MANAGER - THE HOURS HE IS GENERALLY AVAILABLE AND TO PLEASE CALL BEFORE YOU COME SO AS NOT TO WASTE A TRIP.

3. Do NOT get annoyed with me when customer service has not updated your info in the system. Please understand that I can't fix that shit here. Did you call the nifty number that I provided you with? NO? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME THAT THE TURNSTYLE DID NOT TURN AND LET YOU IN AFTER YOU CONTINUED TO SCAN YOUR KEY-CHAIN THINGIE.

4. DO NOT ask me to help you find equipment.

5. DO NOT ask me about training, diet or any other aspect of fitness.







I am here at 4:45AM every AM from M-F (every other week w/several little kids in tow). I always have a smile and am beyond helpful to the best of my ability and am totally sympathetic when shit does not work out the way it was promised. DONT FUCKING CATCH AN ATTITUDE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STOOPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS THAT I AM SAYING TO YOU.










Rant over....

Dont even get me started on some of my co-workers.



My old job (they were really upset when I left) was offered me back for a few months. It is beginning to look more and more attractive.

Yes mommy.

 

[Werd]

LOL.... Funny thing about all this is that I am soooooooooo honestly easy going. I am the nicest, friendliest no-bullshit kinda gal that one could ever meet. So when I get shit over STOOPID shit I tend to get a little annoyed.

All I need is a bit of luvins and I will be AOK.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I had a similar thing typed out aimed at the EF customers, I planned to post it here but then I smoked a Phat Bud and stopped caring.

 

[Code]

Show us your tits.

 

[Y_lifter]

Sounds like you DON'T WORK the front desk..

I agree.. If you can't DO IT or help them get the right person who can DO IT,
why are you even there ?

 

[saint808]

you misspelled stupid.

 

[BileStew]

Once again.......try Decaf

 

[Smurfy]

" Do NOT tell the front desk person your entire life story "



It's like raiiin on your wedding day, it's the free ride......................................... yeah I really do think



NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

Uh yeah. LOL