The members at my gym are fucking dumber than stumps!

[Werd]

1. Please do not continue to scan the stupid thingie at the turnstyle that lets you in. Scan it once and wait for the light to turn green before you continually try to ram the metal bar that will not turn by the sheer force of your body! Then do NOT get annoyed with me that I have to get up and come over to point out to you that VIOLA! The light has now turned green and you can get through!!

Admittedly, the computer system goes down sometimes and you may have to scan the little key tag thingie a WHOLE TWO TIMES before it works. But I dont think that anyone's head will explode if they wait the mandatory millisecond between scans that the software requires.

IF YOU KEEP SCANNING AND BEEPING THAT SHIT IT WILL NOT WORK ANY BETTER THAN IF YOU CONTINUALLY RAM YOUR SOFT FAT WEAK GELATINOUS ASS INTO THE HEAVY METAL TURNSTYLE BAR.


2. Do NOT tell the front desk person your entire life story and the reason WHY you are cancelling your membership. UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH WHEN I TELL YOU THAT IT IS CLUB POLICY THAT YOU MUST PERSONALLY SPEAK W/THE MANAGER - THE HOURS HE IS GENERALLY AVAILABLE AND TO PLEASE CALL BEFORE YOU COME SO AS NOT TO WASTE A TRIP.

3. Do NOT get annoyed with me when customer service has not updated your info in the system. Please understand that I can't fix that shit here. Did you call the nifty number that I provided you with? NO? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME THAT THE TURNSTYLE DID NOT TURN AND LET YOU IN AFTER YOU CONTINUED TO SCAN YOUR KEY-CHAIN THINGIE.

4. DO NOT ask me to help you find equipment.

5. DO NOT ask me about training, diet or any other aspect of fitness.







I am here at 4:45AM every AM from M-F (every other week w/several little kids in tow). I always have a smile and am beyond helpful to the best of my ability and am totally sympathetic when shit does not work out the way it was promised. DONT FUCKING CATCH AN ATTITUDE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STOOPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS THAT I AM SAYING TO YOU.










Rant over....

Dont even get me started on some of my co-workers.



My old job (they were really upset when I left) was offered me back for a few months. It is beginning to look more and more attractive.

 

[Robert Jan]

uhm. if they cant ask you about training or diet what are you there for?

 

[gregory]

1. Please do not continue to scan the stupid thingie at the turnstyle that lets you in. Scan it once and wait for the light to turn green before you continually try to ram the metal bar that will not turn by the sheer force of your body! Then do NOT get annoyed with me that I have to get up and come over to point out to you that VIOLA! The light has now turned green and you can get through!!

Admittedly, the computer system goes down sometimes and you may have to scan the little key tag thingie a WHOLE TWO TIMES before it works. But I dont think that anyone's head will explode if they wait the mandatory millisecond between scans that the software requires.

IF YOU KEEP SCANNING AND BEEPING THAT SHIT IT WILL NOT WORK ANY BETTER THAN IF YOU CONTINUALLY RAM YOUR SOFT FAT WEAK GELATINOUS ASS INTO THE HEAVY METAL TURNSTYLE BAR.


2. Do NOT tell the front desk person your entire life story and the reason WHY you are cancelling your membership. UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH WHEN I TELL YOU THAT IT IS CLUB POLICY THAT YOU MUST PERSONALLY SPEAK W/THE MANAGER - THE HOURS HE IS GENERALLY AVAILABLE AND TO PLEASE CALL BEFORE YOU COME SO AS NOT TO WASTE A TRIP.

3. Do NOT get annoyed with me when customer service has not updated your info in the system. Please understand that I can't fix that shit here. Did you call the nifty number that I provided you with? NO? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME THAT THE TURNSTYLE DID NOT TURN AND LET YOU IN AFTER YOU CONTINUED TO SCAN YOUR KEY-CHAIN THINGIE.

4. DO NOT ask me to help you find equipment.

5. DO NOT ask me about training, diet or any other aspect of fitness.







I am here at 4:45AM every AM from M-F (every other week w/several little kids in tow). I always have a smile and am beyond helpful to the best of my ability and am totally sympathetic when shit does not work out the way it was promised. DONT FUCKING CATCH AN ATTITUDE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STOOPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS THAT I AM SAYING TO YOU.










Rant over....

Dont even get me started on some of my co-workers.



My old job (they were really upset when I left) was offered me back for a few months. It is beginning to look more and more attractive.

Well come and work for my gym. You're hired. We need someone to open for 5:30am

 

[BileStew]

DeCaff.

 

[Werd]

uhm. if they cant ask you about training or diet what are you there for?

I am NOT a personal trainer. I work the front desk.

 

[Werd]

Well come and work for my gym. You're hired. We need someone to open for 5:30am

LOL where you at. I am about done here. One of my coworkers had the AUDACITY to go off on me about the most nonsensical shit! I was about to quit on the spot.... I got two major apologies both from the GM, my manager and my co-worker but it just all fucking rubbed me the wrong way.

I am THE BEST most reliable trustworthy employee. I ALWAYS have a smile and I have HALF a brain LOL....

I can not STAND negativity or stupidity.

 

[RADAR]

someone peed in werd's cornflakes..........................

 

[SC4EVA]

I still stressed out over the 4:45 part

 

[havoc]

" Do NOT tell the front desk person your entire life story "



It's like raiiin on your wedding day, it's the free ride......................................... yeah I really do think



NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[Werd]

I am VERY sympathetic. However, when the phone is ringing off the hook, I have 2 annoyed members standing there waiting for me to fix the software glich that will not allow them to pass, another member wanting to pay their dues, a stupid ASS Salesmonkey on my back for not jumping quickly enough making him look like "GOD" while he is trying to lie his ass off in order to get another poor unfortunate soul to sign their life away so that he can get his bonus, I can not sit there and continue to repeat the same sentence over and over again.

"It is club policy that you see the MGR personally. Please call before you come to make sure that he is here. If you would like, I can put you through to his voicemail or take your name & number personally and forward the message."

I can not change these facts regardless of how badly the salesMONKEY lied to you in order to get you to sign or because of your own shortsightedness in not reading the fine print before you signed the contract.

I get JUST a bit more than minimum wage. I dont NEED stupid people fucking with me when I am ALWAYS polite, cutely groomed and have an infectious smile regardless of the fact that I get up at 3:30AM.