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The guy in the cube next to me is clearing his throat every 15 seconds
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supersizeme
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See we're not even really in cubes here. He's about 4 feet away from me and there's no cube wall divider between us. The guy also smacks his food, but fortunately he's not eating right now.
He works out, too. The other week we were discussing training, and I turned him onto the idea of deadlifts. He came back the next day and told me about how he had done them on the machine that looks like a big power rack only the bar slides up and down and has those hooks on either side.
He works out, too. The other week we were discussing training, and I turned him onto the idea of deadlifts. He came back the next day and told me about how he had done them on the machine that looks like a big power rack only the bar slides up and down and has those hooks on either side.
supersizeme
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It has now been 45 seconds since the last clearing of the throat. I wonder if he reads the board.
louden_swain
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I bet its hard to eat and concentrate.
tuc biscuit
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what type of frog did you plump for?
There is a fat (350+ of blubber) dude in the cubicle next to me, but he eats every hour on the hour. He has his own microwave and small fridge right next to him, when his food is ready it makes a cheerful "ding!". Sometimes its warm food, sometimes its just a bag of doritos, but EVERY HOUR on the hour this guy is stuffing something into his mouth. Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but I've known COWS that have better table manners than this guy. He smacks his lips, he grunts like he is having hot sex, he eats with his mouth open, he follows gulps of soda with a loud "AHHH!". When he gets up to go somewhere, it sounds like he is deadlifting 1000 lbs he makes so many grunts, then he huffs and puffs his way to wherever he is going, I swear I don't know how he hasn't had a heart attack yet. He's broken no less than 3 office chairs THIS YEAR, last time they bought him a heavy duty chair that seems to be holding up, although it squeaks more than a mouse in a trap.
Nothing against fat people, but this guy should be put out of his misery so mine can end.
Nothing against fat people, but this guy should be put out of his misery so mine can end.
strangebrew
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Mengy said:
maybe its the offseason and hes bulking?
supersizeme
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lol mengy
the part with the drinking followed be the "AHHH!" is the worst. oh man cube life is not the life for me. i've only been in cube farms for 8 years(with a 1 year vacation from it when i had an office with a door. i cherished every day of it. sweet, sweet door that shut), but i am already fairly convinced that hell has tiny 2x3' cubicles with people eternally smacking their food in your ears and clearing their throats as part of your hellfire damnation. i eat my food quietly, and with the exception of typing almost non-stop, i don't do anything that would annoy the shit out of anyone.
the part with the drinking followed be the "AHHH!" is the worst. oh man cube life is not the life for me. i've only been in cube farms for 8 years(with a 1 year vacation from it when i had an office with a door. i cherished every day of it. sweet, sweet door that shut), but i am already fairly convinced that hell has tiny 2x3' cubicles with people eternally smacking their food in your ears and clearing their throats as part of your hellfire damnation. i eat my food quietly, and with the exception of typing almost non-stop, i don't do anything that would annoy the shit out of anyone.
Say "Bless you" every time he does it.
