The funniest damn thread I've ever read on Elite courtesy of BigAndy69.

[mvmaxx]

Ok, it's not AS related so just click the back button if you're expecting an AS thread. But I never visit any other forum so here goes.

I'm literally right now laughing so damn hard. ROFLMAO!! I was searching on something totally unrelated, BELIEVE ME, when I came across this thread in my search results. BigAndy's a friend so I figured I'd check it out. HOLY F!!

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=855081#post855081

 

[Axe]

Classic!

 

[Delinquent]

That's hilarious

 

[mvmaxx]

Ohhhh he's going to be mad about this one. LOL!

 

[gilly6993]

 

[BigAndy69]

Damn you!!!

I thought I deleted that thread. I'm a well respected member of this board...you can do this to me! LOL

That chick was nuts, lol, I put all sorts of things in her ass. One time I put a toothbrush in there and I put it back in the original packaging thinking I would use it on her again.

Well, she broke up with me after the cucumber incident. 8 months or so past by and I'm in a hotel room in Montreal for Xmas and I take out the toothbrush I packed, put on some toothpaste, and bring it slowly to my mouth...when I notice a brown bottom and I freak out, it was about 2 inches away from my mouth.

 

[Lift Chief]

Wow that was a funny thread- thanks for bringing it back.

 

[biteme]

That's hilarious.

 

[mvmaxx]

Re: Damn you!!!

I thought I deleted that thread. I'm a well respected member of this board...you can do this to me! LOL

That chick was nuts, lol, I put all sorts of things in her ass. One time I put a toothbrush in there and I put it back in the original packaging thinking I would use it on her again.

Well, she broke up with me after the cucumber incident. 8 months or so past by and I'm in a hotel room in Montreal for Xmas and I take out the toothbrush I packed, put on some toothpaste, and bring it slowly to my mouth...when I notice a brown bottom and I freak out, it was about 2 inches away from my mouth.

ROFLMAO!! You are way too funny bro. LOL

 

[THEEGAME2544]

LMAO LOL LOL LOL!!!!!