The following people are more than a little likely to be poindexter's in reality

[Nathan]

most of you guys seem like you bang a lot of chicks. so let me run this by you guys:

I'm going out with this broad, and it's going to be our 4th date friday. She's already given me oral so I figure this time I'm going to get laid. Let me ask you this, do you think I could get away with saying that I don't want to have intercourse and instead asking her let me do anal to her? I'll tell her that intercourse is special to me so instead I figure I'd bang her in the balloon knot. I'm wondering if I can get away with that.

Here's my advice: Tell her you post like ALL the time on a fitness chat board on the internet and that nobody likes you on the site and everyone makes fun of you. If that doesn't get her all fired up to let you do whatever you want to her then I don't know what will.

 

[vinylgroover]

most of you guys seem like you bang a lot of chicks. so let me run this by you guys:

I'm going out with this broad, and it's going to be our 4th date friday. She's already given me oral so I figure this time I'm going to get laid. Let me ask you this, do you think I could get away with saying that I don't want to have intercourse and instead asking her let me do anal to her? I'll tell her that intercourse is special to me so instead I figure I'd bang her in the balloon knot. I'm wondering if I can get away with that.

Tell her you'd like try anal on a female for a change 'just to see if it feels any different'.

 

[the nature boy]

I hate all of you.

Except for supersizeme. And EF Ralph.

 

[vinylgroover]

You could take her into the woods and build a log cabin on her chest

 

[Nathan]

I hate all of you.

Except for supersizeme. And EF Ralph.

So lie. You love me like your own choda and you fucking konw it.



P.S. i am still not gay.

 

[the nature boy]

You could take her into the woods and build a log cabin on her chest

hello? that's called foreplay!

 

[TheProject]

Nathan, I'd just like to take this time to thank you for not including me.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan, I'd just like to take this time to thank you for not including me.

I couldn't think of anything clever for your name. TheReject and ThePooject have already been done. Suck one faggot.

 

[bwood]

oh nothin...

you are as funny as a herpes sore...

as friendly as a dog bite...

and as appealing as an enema...

i'm being kind...eat shit...

 

[b fold the truth]

I spoke with Jesus 2 tonight and he seemed like one heck of a guy...

B True