The first time I kissed a straight man...

[AAP]

I couldn't believe what terrible kissers ya'll are.


The technique was basically :

1 - make lip contact
2 - dart head forward on neck and cram tongue straight back down my throat
3 - swirl tongue around the inside my mouth
4 - flick tongue across roof of my mouth
5 - pull back and wait expectantly for complim... umm... lies about how good he kissed.

After I kissed the second straight man, I learned not to feel ashamed if I had to smack them in the forehead in order to break the seal and get some air. The worst thing is when you see them whipping out their lip balm and applying it. You know their lips are going to be air proof and water sealed. Not bad for your dick, but yucky on your face.

 

[Scotsman]

What the fuck are you kissing straight guys for?

And doesn't that make them non-straight?

Just curious.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[heatherrae]

They don't all kiss like that. You got a dud.

 

[AAP]

What the fuck are you kissing straight guys for?

Cause I ain't gay fool. If so, I would kiss gay men.

 

[AAP]

They don't all kiss like that. You got a dud.

Not all of them, but I can tell you that bad kisser = bad cocksucker. Trust me on that one. When you get a good kisser you know he can suck a cock.

 

[Scotsman]

Cause I ain't gay fool. If so, I would kiss gay men.

Alright I concede the point.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[rudeboyja]

Not all of them, but I can tell you that bad kisser = bad cocksucker. Trust me on that one. When you get a good kisser you know he can suck a cock.

I'll take your word for it. I haven't found that correlation with chicks

 

[heatherrae]

Not all of them, but I can tell you that bad kisser = bad cocksucker. Trust me on that one. When you get a good kisser you know he can suck a cock.

hmmmm...bad kissers are sometimes good kitty lickers. some good kissers are bad kitty lickers. I don't think it correlates to kitty licking any, unfortunately. I could weed some fellas out in advance if it did.

 

[georgie24]

im so confused here

 

[Sub-Zero]

iv never been kissed

 

[AAP]

I'll take your word for it. I haven't found that correlation with chicks

Are you telling me that girls who suck cock good can't kiss decently? Bro, it probably your breath that makes her do the peck and run thing. Or maybe she is avoiding you. Or maybe just had more practice at cock sucking.

 

[Scotsman]

iv never been kissed

By AAP? A straight dude? or at all?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[AAP]

iv never been kissed

healother!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Bro, it probably your breath that makes her do the peck and run thing.

I hate to say it, but this is probably it. I won't kiss a guy unless I like his breath. I'm good at both, I've been told...lol.

 

[rudeboyja]

Are you telling me that girls who suck cock good can't kiss decently? Bro, it probably your breath that makes her do the peck and run thing. Or maybe she is avoiding you. Or maybe just had more practice at cock sucking.

LOL---

Nah the girls that can really blow your mind are the ones that don't even like kissing.

 

[Sub-Zero]

By AAP? A straight dude? or at all?

Cheers,
Scotsman

all of the above

 

[Scotsman]

all of the above

Well as they say two out of three ain't bad. You should work on the last one though!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

Well as they say two out of three ain't bad. You should work on the last one though!

Cheers,
Scotsman

iv been soliciting EF women for cherity since i got here, its proving more difficult than i immagined

 

[Papa Lion]

Cause I ain't gay fool. If so, I would kiss gay men.

sorry bro but if your goin around makin out with dudes... you ain't straight... you may not be out the closet... but that's not the same thing!! hate to break the news... but you shouldn't be the last to know!!

 

[AAP]

LOL---

Nah the girls that can really blow your mind are the ones that don't even like kissing.

They don't like kissing you, you mean?

And WTF is this "girls" shit. Like you been there before. Mary please.

 

[Sub-Zero]

sorry bro but if your goin around makin out with dudes... you ain't straight... you may not be out the closet... but that's not the same thing!! and if you've had a bj from a dude that pretty much confirms it!! that's not straight behavior either that's at the very least bi... hate to break the news... but you shouldn't be the last to know!!

lol!!! called out

 

[AAP]

sorry bro but if your goin around makin out with dudes... you ain't straight... you may not be out the closet... but that's not the same thing!! hate to break the news... but you shouldn't be the last to know!!

Of course I am straight.

I watch NASCAR. Since when is sharing a kiss with male friends a gay thing. Don't you ever hug yours? Have you ever watched MLB players and their teammates.

 

[georgie24]

i got my pole smoked something fierce last nice by a hot chick if it helps this thread?

 

[crazyjoe]

Of course I am gay.

I watch Americas Next Top Model. Since when is sharing a kiss with male friends a straight thing. Don't you ever hug yours? Have you ever watched MLB players and their teammates.

Fixed

 

[nimbus]

Cause I ain't gay fool. If so, I would kiss gay men.

hahahaha

 

[Scotsman]

iv been soliciting EF women for cherity since i got here, its proving more difficult than i immagined

LMAO, maybe you need to try someplace in the real world, this place ain't know for it's charity.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[redsamurai]

im so confused here

It's another AAP queer bait thread............and yes, my linearely logical mind does tend to shortcircuit when reading some of his posts. Just accept things and enjoy the good laugh............just remember he's really a twink bottom talking butch at an internet forum, so take things with a grain of salt........