The curling Appreciation Thread...

[AAP]

This thread honors curling because he is truly one person to start threads that make me laugh out loud before I even open them.

Here are some that I remember rolling my eyes over when I saw them posted :

Why Don't We Give Birth Control to those Poor Countries Hidden in the Food we Give em
curling

What is the Cheapest Gift you Can Get That Gurantees More Sex For you
curling

My Daughter Has 8 Cavitys isn't That Insane? ( 1 2 3 )
curling

How Long Does it Take for the Forskin on Pecker to HEal after Wild Sex? ( 1 2 )
curling

Advice...Don't Ever Cook With Hot Grease Naked.
curling


If you love curling - and we all do - post on here.

 

[the nature boy]

every now and then I suspect an alter. especially the cooking thread one. that sounds too made up.

 

[curling]

every now and then I suspect an alter. especially the cooking thread one. that sounds too made up.

Whatever. You want to see my burns? The one on my leg is has a puss bubble on it. And I am trying my best not to let it break because that really hurts.

 

[AAP]

I suspected that as well.

But truth be told, he has GOT to be a real person. You can't live a character that consistently otherwise.

 

[AAP]

Whatever. You want to see my burns? The one on my leg is has a puss bubble on it. And I am trying my best not to let it break because that really hurts.

Post a pic of that shit man.

for all your fans.

 

[Vash]

Hell I'll toss in my vote, the Grease made me laugh.

 

[curling]

Post a pic of that shit man.

for all your fans.

Funny I was thinking the same thing but I don't know how to do it. I mean why does it sound far fetched I mean haven't ya'll ever cooked naked before. I remember when me and my wife were first married we did everything naked.

And I appreciate the appreciation thread btw.

 

[the nature boy]

Whatever. You want to see my burns? The one on my leg is has a puss bubble on it. And I am trying my best not to let it break because that really hurts.

What the hell were you doing cooking naked? What if your daughter showed up? More importantlly, are you stupid?

 

[AAP]

Sometimes I grill outdoors naked.

 

[Gambino]

i can't put my finger on it but curling reminds me of a movie character...someone mentioned Chevy Chase in those Vacation movies, I reckon that is right on lmao

 

[Vash]

I would paintball your ass yello.

 

[curling]

What the hell were you doing cooking naked? What if your daughter showed up? More importantlly, are you stupid?

Well, I woke up and i was hungry and I sleep naked. I didn't think my daughter would be walking around at 12am. And it did occur to me when the grease popp'n that maybe it wasn't a good idea but I was half asleep and didn't feel like going down the damn stairs again to put on clothes. So I decided I would just stand back a bit from the pan. I guess I just didn't stand back far enough. And no I am not stupid.

 

[the nature boy]

Well, I woke up and i was hungry and I sleep naked. I didn't think my daughter would be walking around at 12am. And it did occur to me when the grease popp'n that maybe it wasn't a good idea but I was half asleep and didn't feel like going down the damn stairs again to put on clothes. So I decided I would just stand back a bit from the pan. I guess I just didn't stand back far enough. And no I am not stupid.

Maybe you're not stupid, but your posts sure make you sound really fucking stupid. No offense.

 

[curling]

Maybe you're not stupid, but your posts sure make you sound really fucking stupid. No offense.

Well none taken then...i guess.

 

[from zero]

curling rules.

 

[the nature boy]

curling rules.

He does. I'm glad he was not banned. This place would have been that much more boring without him.

 

[string_bean00]

curling rules.

 

[Vash]

 

[AAP]

Some more of ya'll best post on this thread and show curling the love.

 

[-SD-]

Hes the father I never had. Hes the father whose daughter I did.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Come on he is funny. Anywho curling when you goign to come hang in CS with some of teh EF orbs here like you said you would? You said you hung out at northgate last time you were in town.

 

[-SD-]

Come on he is funny. Anywho curling when you goign to come hang in CS with some of teh EF orbs here like you said you would? You said you hung out at northgate last time you were in town.

Pics of a drunk curling would worth pure gold on this board.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Pics of a drunk curling would worth pure gold on this board.

Kind of what I am thinking. There are drunk BBF pics up online, but I pulled the pictures out of Colleen's gallery from that party to put up here in that other thread, and did not give a direct link to them. LoL

 

[-SD-]

Kind of what I am thinking. There are drunk BBF pics up online, but I pulled the pictures out of Colleen's gallery from that party to put up here in that other thread, and did not give a direct link to them. LoL

CYA broman

 

[AAP]

bump for Brother Curling.

 

[curling]

Come on he is funny. Anywho curling when you goign to come hang in CS with some of teh EF orbs here like you said you would? You said you hung out at northgate last time you were in town.

Dude I am really planning on coming up there. Been real busy lately but I am planning on coming up there to ride that sport bike track. Ever been out there? Oh yea, my mom lives there too.

 

[FreeballinDC]

curling, next time you get hungry that late at night, think PB&J ok?

at least wear a pair of shorts when cooking with grease, you do have a pair of shorts laying next to the bed?

 

[curling]

curling, next time you get hungry that late at night, think PB&J ok?

at least wear a pair of shorts when cooking with grease, you do have a pair of shorts laying next to the bed?

Yea. But i wasn't planning on frying when I went upstairs to the kitchen. There just wasn't nothing else to eat in the fridge. So actually it really is my ole lady's fault. I wonder how long these burn marks are going to take to go away?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Yea. But i wasn't planning on frying when I went upstairs to the kitchen. There just wasn't nothing else to eat in the fridge. So actually it really is my ole lady's fault. I wonder how long these burn marks are going to take to go away?

LOL, If I am out of food, I only have myself to blame. As someone who sleeps bare too, just wear the shorts when you get out of bed, no matter if you think you won't need them.

It's been my experience that 9 out of 10 times, I needed the shorts on when lumbering through my house.

How much of your leg do the burns cover? Try aloe vera and see if that helps.

 

[Deterass]

Let me find a bozo button

 

[curling]

They are kind of spread out 4 burns on the left leg one just barely missing my special purpose by about an inch. Couple of burns on my right calf. After this happened, I am really thankful I didn't live in midevil days where they dumped hot oil on you from the top of the castle. That would have sucked.

 

[Spanky11]

They are kind of spread out 4 burns on the left leg one just barely missing my special purpose by about an inch. Couple of burns on my right calf. After this happened, I am really thankful I didn't live in midevil days where they dumped hot oil on you from the top of the castle. That would have sucked.

that post alone is pure gold.

"My special purpose"...priceless.