thank you grocery store flirt

[hamstershaver]

I stopped at a Sub-Way in some obscure Ohio town last week...a young, 6 months or so pregnant hawttie, probaly no older than 23 with tatoos, black eye makeup, reddish-blonde hair and no ring on her finger, burned me up a chicken parmesan sub....when she sliced the bun, she spread it in a certain manner (how can I put this nicely?), while looking down at it and smirking. She looked up at me to see that I was grinning from ear to ear...I just looked down, and could feel my ears turning beet red. While she was turning my sub black in the toaster oven, her back was half turned and I could have swore she stuck her ass out a few extra inches to show me that her stretch pants were extra tight....I could stil see the smirk. I paid for my burnt sammich, and then she handed me my change with a big sexy smile. I put my head down again trying to hide the fact that I felt like a 12 yr old fat kid that just got a huge ice cream cone, and said "Thankyou".

When I pulled away...I was laughing, and I could see her smiling through the window from the parking lot. Ohio must be pretty damn boring.

I wonder how she got pregnant?

why you didnt propose to her on the spot is beyond me

 

[Raina]

I guess I'm one of the rare ones who just avoids eye contact in public and is in my own little world? lol

 

[jenscats5]

I got carded recently at the liquor store........ YES!!

 

[jack sparrow]

why you didnt propose to her on the spot is beyond me

I wrote down the Exit # bro...I figure we should have at least two of these encounters so she doesnt think I'm a creep. I'll hit it up on my way back to KY.

 

[stilleto]

I stopped at a Sub-Way in some obscure Ohio town last week...a young, 6 months or so pregnant hawttie, probaly no older than 23 with tatoos, black eye makeup, reddish-blonde hair and no ring on her finger, burned me up a chicken parmesan sub....when she sliced the bun, she spread it in a certain manner (how can I put this nicely?), while looking down at it and smirking. She looked up at me to see that I was grinning from ear to ear...I just looked down, and could feel my ears turning beet red. While she was turning my sub black in the toaster oven, her back was half turned and I could have swore she stuck her ass out a few extra inches to show me that her stretch pants were extra tight....I could still see the smirk. I paid for my burnt sammich, and then she handed me my change with a big sexy smile. I put my head down again trying to hide the fact that I felt like a 12 yr old fat kid that just got a huge ice cream cone, and said "Thankyou".

When I pulled away...I was laughing, and I could see her smiling through the window from the parking lot. Ohio must be pretty damn boring.

I wonder how she got pregnant?

dude.. that whole scenario would make me want to go home and bathe in bleach.

 

[stilleto]

I guess I'm one of the rare ones who just avoids eye contact in public and is in my own little world? lol

thats how I usually am- its why grocery store flirt took me by surprise.

 

[Frisky]

I wrote down the Exit # bro...I figure we should have at least two of these encounters so she doesnt think I'm a creep. I'll hit it up on my way back to KY.

Ya gonna be her baby's daddy

 

[Frisky]

I always make eye contact, but im still oblivious as to when someone is flirting with me.

 

[jack sparrow]

dude.. that whole scenario would make me want to go home and bathe in bleach.

Not me. I rolled down the windows and cranked up Slowride by Foghat the rest of the way home.

 

[stilleto]

Not me. I rolled down the windows and cranked up Slowride by Foghat the rest of the way home.

you into the pregnant dirty chicks?