I'm pretty sure AS weren't available back then, ya know, when Noah loaded the 50 billion species on his Ark and when Jonah lived inside the whale's stomach for a few days(yeah right), so I do believe steroids would be covered under the whole "wine"-thing along with crack, cocaine, weed and meth. So you better get off the juice or you're gonna burn in Hell for all eternity. Oh wait, you can rape and murder 100 women and still get into Heaven by accepting Christ as your savior before you die, so just be sure to do that and you're good to go.
You fucking churchies crack me up. You probably believe in Sant Claus, Unicorns, and The Tooth Fairy too??? The even more hilarious part is that you pick and choose the parts of the bible you care to follow. Did you ever read the Bible??? It advocates horrible things. Christ himself even said that you should gouge out your eye if it causes you to sin, or cut off your hand if it causes you to sin. I hardly see how this could beneficial. It also condones slavery-and says that you can beat your slaves with a stick as long as they're not beaten so badly that they can't walk on their own a day later. The Bible also says people that are homosexuals are to be put to death. And so are people that work on Sundays. Tell that one to the girl working at The Christian Bookstore on Sunday Afternoon. lol The Bible also says women aren't allowed to speak in church, and cripples aren't allowed to approach the alter. Only a truly loving, caring God would be so thoughtful. And how could anyone raise their children amidst this bullshit when God supposedly drowned his own children???
I love how you creationists rationalize all of this ridiculous shit when there is absolutely no scientific data to back up that the events in the bible ever truly happened. If you really need me to, I can find all of the verses in the bible to back up these things I stated above, but it would be a major pain in the ass. I wonder if The Bible has an online Cliff's notes???
And as far as how I make my living is concerned, I mentioned earlier I'm retired at age 40 and quite proud of my public high school education and the fact that I rarely ever worked more than 25 hrs/wk my entire adult life. I've been self employed since age 24. My motto is "work smart, not a lot. Make myself wealthy while still having plenty of time to do the things that I love to do." I could never be some clock puncher that allows another to exploit me for their own personal gain. Sometimes I actually wonder how much more successful I would be if I actually put some effort into being successful? Be glad I didnt. Maybe I would've been another Hitler??? Yikes!!! And before anyone starts calling me some silver spooned spoiled brat, my parents were one generation out of the trailer park. I didn't have shit as a kid and didn't own my 1st car until age 20. When my parents died, they died broke. All I inherited was a bunch of funeral expenses-and they were the last of my living relatives.
And here's a contest photo of the cracker. I looked like shit. I think I only beat like 45 guys to win the overall in this one. Good thing I gave the head judge a good salad tossing and $20K in cash the night before the show to lock in my win. Maybe you should try that bbkingpin?? The judges might overlook your non existent calves you slyly cover up wit your pants.
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/drgoodbody/bbabs.jpg
And here's a recent one of my 6ft 1 inch and 285lbs of white chocolate.
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/me5-25-07tu.jpg
Yep, bust out the wheelchair and hopefully my non existent arthritis won't flare up. Anyone got some Skittles? I think I forgot my insulin. Must be the Alzheimers? Ut-oh-just got a text msg from the 23 yr old hottie I'm banging. She's coming over later to go for a early AM skinny dip in my pool. Damn, my life sucks. I may have to be away from the EF board an hour or two while I get my balls varnished?
And I'll be sure to let George know your feelings in regards to my post count being and indicator of how much of a loser I am. I'm sure he wants everyone here on the board to log on less, post less, and click on ads less-which also means less advertising revenue for him. With that statement I'm sure you'll make his fave post of the week!!!