Swordfish is the shit!!!!!

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Yeah, Swordfish was pretty good. There are a few reasons I say pretty good and not awesome.

1. the opening monologue by travolta was bad ass. he talked about hollywood making shit and audiences wanting a happy ending. but think about it. what did we get at the end? a happy ending. hacker reunited with little cunt of a daughter. holly berry and john travolta off in a boat watching bin ladin's boat explode.

2. even though travolta seemed like a bad guy he was really a good guy (defending america from terrorists,etc). fuck that. I want a bad guy who isn't a good guy in disguise. I want him to rape and pillage the country, wrapping authorities around his little finger, and getting away. travolta is really defending the american way of life. no. I want a bad guy who despises the american way of life and strikes back at society for the crap its put him through.

3. that cop was a fucking punk. I wanted him to get shot in the face. but I knew it wouldn't happen.

4. I'm sick of family crap, kids in movies. this is an action movie. familes torn apart. boohoo. if I ever had my way, they'd make a movie where they touchingly introduce a little kid. then 5 seconds later the kid is shot in the face.

5. the happy ending was bullshit. That's why Pulp fiction (or say reservior dogs) was so bad ass. Why doesn't travolta understand that?

6. 10 second holly berry topless shot didn't do it for me. I see too much hardcore porn It did surprise me though.

haha
i havent seen this movie or even seen a preview, but i like your way of thinking

 

[Gilbyag]

seriously though, I'll probably go this weekend in between my hours of napping, eating ice cream, watching baseball, and knocking things over with my enormous cock.

napping, ice cream, baseball... 3 out of 4 aint bad.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I read the wired review of the movie and they didn't like it... I'll still see it, but it sounds like as usual they were dipshits on the technical side.
I'm sick of movies where they use cell phones and 2way radios/ham radios on airplanes and in tunnels.
I'm sick of movies where computer terms are misused, and gneral concepts are abused (programming via an all graphic interface).
I could go on - but I'm really fucking tired today after 2 weeks now of not sleeping right - so I'm starting to get even dumber and more angry.

Penis.

 

[karellan]

i havent seen this movie or even seen a preview, but i like your way of thinking

Glad to hear it.

 

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Penis.

well said.