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surgery aftermath! chris, need your help!

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iggy

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hey guys, just got surgery done (don't want to get specific because of mitch and puddles).

Anyways, I was all fucked up because of the anesthetic and they asked me a bunch of questions about pain and I guess I acted like Rambo, saying I could deal with any pain on earth with ease. Anyways, I had this done on Friday, and all they fucking gave me is Tylenol 3. I've never had a painkiller in my life before (higher than tylenol 3), but i'm fucking killing! This stuff isn't working for shit! And to make it better, the dude who performed the surgery and my family doctor both took vacations. I don't know who the hell to call to get higher pain meds.

help me chris kenobi!
you're my only hope!
 
Fucking Pussy take an asprin.
 
Sub-Zero said:
we dont know what pain killer to prescribe if we dont know what specific surgery u had
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If it was a penis enlargement then the meds change dramatically.
 
I can personally say I know how that goes. I had a root canal (went bad!!!!), and that was on a Friday, and no help til Monday. Pain pills (same as what you got) did NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! My jaw got so swollen that I couldn't even close my mouth. The dentist told me "Well why didn't you SAY it hurt???.. I'd have given you something else" Wanted to slug him. Long story short, the only thing that kept me from cutting my lower jaw off with a hunting knife, was Advil. 3 of those totally killed the pain in an hour, and lasted for a few hours :) . I had tried several other "hard" pain pills, like Norco and Hydromorphone, and those didn't work at all except make me goofy and did nothing for the pain.

The problem is, your doctor probably will say NO NO NO on the asprin or Advil, but so did my dentist. It causes delayed healing, and supposedly that's worse for the doctor to think of, than pain. Take that for what it's worth... I took the Advil and hell with the doctor's orders. I'm still alive, and all the bleeding and related problems to the root canal stopped on time!

Hang in there, bro, and you'll be through it.

Charles
 
i feel ya charles.

all i'll say is that they cut me the fuck open.

damn those nurses and there trickery.
 
chris302001 said:
There should always be an associate on call that you can reach for complications. Try harder. HTH
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This dude. Jesus Christ, no wonder you're a C average student.

Call his office and his answering service will page the on call doc.

Fucks sake, you deserve a good bit of pain.
 
ceo said:
This dude. Jesus Christ, no wonder you're a C average student.

Call his office and his answering service will page the on call doc.

Fucks sake, you deserve a good bit of pain.
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yeah, my dad told me to suck it up anyways. He said, "Back in the 1800s they would have to get their legs sawed off when they had an infection".

Honestly, i'm in very bad pain, but I can deal with it. I'm just pissed off that a friend of mine bruised his nose, went to the ER, made small talk with the doc and got percocet. While here, i'm in real pain, and they give me tylenol 3. I've never had any pain meds before in my life, so i'm used to being in pain.... But seriously....

And I did talk to the on call doctors secretary the day of the surgery. She told me that the medicine should be good enough and that I should take it every 4 hours instead of every 6. Still isn't doing anything though. I talked to a nurse again today and she told me that it's too late to give me painkillers now since it's 3 days after.

i'm not bitching though. it's another lesson learned. And I didn't have no pussy surgery.
 
You didn't really think I was going to call in a script for narcotics, did u? There's zero chance of that happening. For anyone on here.
 
chris302001 said:
You didn't really think I was going to call in a script for narcotics, did u? There's zero chance of that happening. For anyone on here.
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lolollol. fuck no bro. i was hoping you would tell me what docs normally prescript for this type of surgery (was going to pm you) just so I could know if the doc gave me pussy pills on purpose or not.

also, wanted to know if you had any tips on fixing the throat from the dreaded breathing tube.
 
I don't see why tylenol 3's arent sufficing honestly...and your airway hurts?? seriously??

not trying to give you shit post surgery or anything, but suck it up dude...drink soup, use ice and heat


I had vicodin post surgery on my neck/throat/thyroid and I took it for the day after the surgery.... had the whole rest of it sitting in my medicine cabinet for about a yr and half
the incision wasn't huge (about two inches) or anything but the bruising was spectacular...
 
chris302001 said:
You didn't really think I was going to call in a script for narcotics, did u? There's zero chance of that happening. For anyone on here.
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can you even write scripts for narcs in residency?




also, Iggy...if you're on EF posting you can't be in that much pain you pussy.
 
fuck after I had my gallbladder removed I took 1 vicodin (that shit made me itchy) and the rest of the time I took advil. Stop being a pussy.
 
Well, teh cervidil does have a mesh string attacked to it, so when you pull it out, you can swing it over your head like you're roping a steer...
 
If your pain is orthopedic in nature, I bet you'd find cold is vastly more effective than drugs.

I like drugs for soft tissue pain, but bone pain responds better to cold IMO. Just don't give yourself frostbite.
 
calveless wonder said:
Maybe your plan A should have been to not get creampied
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That's yet another benefit of swallowing...

Greg one nut should have sold her harder on the idea. His slogan should have been: "Half of the load, all of the appreciation!"
 
IUD, plan B, un-repaired ruptured testicle for a month.......yeah plan C is probably accurate *sigh*
 
Looks like booze and weed for you as long as the alcohol doesn't effect your issue in a negative way.
 
chris302001 said:
You didn't really think I was going to call in a script for narcotics, did u? There's zero chance of that happening. For anyone on here.
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You'll call me in whatever bish, my history with doctor's and my foot meeting their ass stands on it's on. Now call me,Plank,Puddz and 1500 in some fucking hydro's and viagra. Chop Chop
 
He has the Black Plague, all black peeps wanna kick his ass and take his wallet, can surgery fix that?
 
I can tell you which natural remedy really helps with pain, but I charge $120 a consult ;-)
Suffering builds character anyhow !
 
Pain is good for your soul. my daddy always saud that
 
He was Russian, they saud instead of said. :)
 
There are several pages of debate in this thread on being tough vs. getting relief from pain. I have no doubt we can all "be tough" when needed, but I didn't see Iggy posting this up a toughness contest. Just sayin'...

The intubation tube can definitely cause a problem, and often it causes you to get a bacteria (strep, etc), or cold or flu. That's because it rubs the lining of the throat, and you catch the next virus that comes your way. Same as when a tortilla chip goes down wrong, and scratches it. I'd hope that's not the case, but if so, you might want to get an antibiotic to prevent a bacterial throat infection. Nothing you can to to prevent a virus, but you can prevent the strep or other throat infection if you nip it in the bud with an appropriate antibiotic (assuming you're not already on one to prevent surgery site infections).

Charles
 
yeah charles, thats what i'm thinking. i go to my docs in an hour. the sugereon didn't put me on any anti-biotics.
 
thats because if he was going to give you antibiotic prophylaxis it would have been a gram of a second gen cephalosporin at cutting time.
 
blueta2 said:
I can tell you which natural remedy really helps with pain, but I charge $120 a consult ;-)
Suffering builds character anyhow !
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hit your thumb with a hammer. You'll forget all about your other pain.

That will only cost you 1 million karmas.

I'll be waiting for your payment.
 
I wonder if I gave everyone I ever intubated strep.....



speaking of intubation...iggy...check your pupils!
 
miplank said:
pretty sure ambulance drivers don't do intubations
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this would still work on me if you hadn't confessed you only do it to torque me up...

you shouldn't talk to me when you're ingesting various substances
 
skelaxin...after I told you it was the devil...you sang like canary on the crap
 
miplank said:
Remember when chris took the ambien and ate an entire pack of juicy fruit or something. lol
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lolol..ya...most of you guys have said some very funny shit to me on various things

puds, plank, chris, nev, jackangel....lol
 
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