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Stripper FAQ Thread

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So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.
 
where the spot iggster? i'll bring the rolio's and we'll bag and shag em


Honestly though, strippers r fuckin lame after hours hosts, just get an escort if u wanna peep show on the late. Dancers will snake around your house and try stealin some shit, they're all slimey

hookers > dancers
 
You dont wanna bring any skankass strippers back to someones house bor.
 
they will all have 3 main stories....

1. cokehead
2. im doing this to pay for school and get my degree
3. im a single mother

so bring a bag of coke and dont listen to the 2 other bullshit stories and your good
 
Are you hoping these girls will just pick up where they left off and strip at your house or something? Strippers tend to be miserable and damaged people that'll use you and steal your shit. A friend of mine brought a couple to his house to a party and his watch, ipod, sunglasses, blackberry, and a few other things were taken. He has stashed them away too. If you want nakedness, just get escorts to dance around nekkid.
 
doing it for pure entertainment. i've never partied with strippers, plus the girls i'm going with want to.

DJ_UFO has a masters degree in striperology
where's he at?
 
plus puds, i have a keen eye for people stealing, if they tried it i would catch them. believe me, after the gins steal 2k from you, no one steals a penny.
 
iggy said:
doing it for pure entertainment. i've never partied with strippers, plus the girls i'm going with want to.

DJ_UFO has a masters degree in striperology
where's he at?
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bro, you should put a little more thought into your latest plan

just sayin'
 
iggy said:
So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.
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That only works in the movies yo.

They'll only come back if u got blow, has a crush on your female friend, pay them or a famous rock star with a mansion.

c
 
iggy said:
plus puds, i have a keen eye for people stealing, if they tried it i would catch them. believe me, after the gins steal 2k from you, no one steals a penny.
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They don't always do it right in front of you. I knew one that would go to guys houses, go into the bathroom to pee or whatever, leave the window cracked or put something to disengage the lock. She'd then come back the next day or a few days later with her boyfriend/pimp and rob you while you're not home. Oh, then she'd brag to her co-workers about the douches she ripped off the next day.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
They don't always do it right in front of you. I knew one that would go to guys houses, go into the bathroom to pee or whatever, leave the window cracked or put something to disengage the lock. She'd then come back the next day or a few days later with her boyfriend/pimp and rob you while you're not home. Oh, then she'd brag to her co-workers about the douches she ripped off the next day.
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puddles knows this, because he was the pimp giving the stippers a boost to crawl in through the bathroom window she previously left unlocked.
 
bakemeacookie said:
That only works in the movies yo.

They'll only come back if u got blow, has a crush on your female friend, pay them or a famous rock star with a mansion.

c
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i'm banking on the second one then man. last time we took my friend we stayed after close and chilled with the strippers afterwards and the strippers were teaching her how to pole dance.

but strippers are probably like mitch
(not to be trusted)
 
miplank said:
rejection hotline in 3...2...1
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mitch, i'm not trying to lay the strippers. i'm trying to get the strippers to hook up with my female friends to make a show for everyone.

it almost did happen once. my buddy bought the girl a private dance with the stripper in the only condition that the stripper give the private dance to her in front of us. but the stripper ended up going to the back with her anyway....
 
iggy said:
So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?
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Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. :) Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. :) Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.
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lol. i'm probably the only guy ever to "make" money at a stripclub as well. one time about 12 months back a few buddies and i went to the strip club. we killed a huge thing of sangria before. walked inside hammered. A bunch of old men were tipping the stripper on stage but she wasn't picking up the cash, or giving them the 20 second dances.

So out of fury, i sneakingly picked up the dollar bills and put them in my pocket leaving only one or two. i don't remember much of this but my buddy complained he ran out of money and told me the next day i pulled out over fifty ones and gave him some. Then i do remember there was an announcement that said, "whoever took the money in the tip jar could you please give it back".

The next morning i woke up and had about thirty some bucks in ones left. Thank god they didn't have a smart bouncer. (me being very drunk and outsmarting them).

only time i've ever took anything from anyone in my life.

and you didn't believe i could out-wit strippers puddles.
 
iggy said:
mitch, i'm not trying to lay the strippers. i'm trying to get the strippers to hook up with my female friends to make a show for everyone.

it almost did happen once. my buddy bought the girl a private dance with the stripper in the only condition that the stripper give the private dance to her in front of us. but the stripper ended up going to the back with her anyway....
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lol, no I meant puddles was gonna give you the rejection hotline instead of his actual number.


pay attention.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. :) Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.
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unlss u walk in wit a really hot chick. then all the strippers will fight over each other to dance and molest her. Taken back many a strippers back home with bi girlfriends :)

c
 
Jon79 said:
they will all have 3 main stories....

1. cokehead
2. im doing this to pay for school and get my degree
3. im a single mother

so bring a bag of coke and dont listen to the 2 other bullshit stories and your good
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This is bang-on.

If you have coke, you can have strippers.
 
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iggy said:
lol. i'm probably the only guy ever to "make" money at a stripclub as well. one time about 12 months back a few buddies and i went to the strip club. we killed a huge thing of sangria before. walked inside hammered. A bunch of old men were tipping the stripper on stage but she wasn't picking up the cash, or giving them the 20 second dances.

So out of fury, i sneakingly picked up the dollar bills and put them in my pocket leaving only one or two. i don't remember much of this but my buddy complained he ran out of money and told me the next day i pulled out over fifty ones and gave him some. Then i do remember there was an announcement that said, "whoever took the money in the tip jar could you please give it back".

The next morning i woke up and had about thirty some bucks in ones left. Thank god they didn't have a smart bouncer. (me being very drunk and outsmarting them).

only time i've ever took anything from anyone in my life.

and you didn't believe i could out-wit strippers puddles.
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stealing dollar bills from strippers. great.

at first, i thought you might have been bragging again, but no one could possibly brag about this. i think.
 
when was the last time u ole 90's creeps went to the club, when Scores was still poppin? Bitj's don't fug with cola anymore, it's molly's and sunflowers
 
iggy said:
So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.
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Iggy, you're a sweet guy with just about the shittiest luck of ANYONE I've ever encountered. Seriously, I think you could go to a little kid's birthday party and get your pocket picked.

So listen well to the advice from the older, more experienced pervs on this board who are telling you this is not a good idea.
 
musclemom said:
Iggy, you're a sweet guy with just about the shittiest luck of ANYONE I've ever encountered. Seriously, I think you could go to a little kid's birthday party and get your pocket picked.

So listen well to the advice from the older, more experienced pervs on this board who are telling you this is not a good idea.
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im swee too:):confused:
 
Lambruh said:
when was the last time u ole 90's creeps went to the club, when Scores was still poppin? Bitj's don't fug with cola anymore, it's molly's and sunflowers
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I'll proudly admit to being retired from that scene. Odd though the post above comes from someone going grey up top.
 
Jon79 said:
yea i agree

ur prolly still mad bc i said u looked mean in that witch outfit
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As I said in the karma message, I am rarely mad at anyone on this board. Oddly enough, the ones I have been a bit irritated with have the strangest tendency to get and stay banned :rolleyes:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Can you even still get real MDMA? I stopped playing with such things several years ago cause more often then not it was mixed with special k or even worse tina.
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yea a lot of people still sell pure mdma; i've only seen it as powder though. my good friend once thought it was yey, stuck his hand in, and gummed it. Nobody told him what he did, and he was rolling balls all night and was super confused about it. Def one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Love ya Iggs, but you're far too young and gullible, these girls will eat you up and spit you out.
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this...

and strippers have better things to do than party with 20-21 year olds

I hit my stripper banging prime at 24...and that's because i had money and looked older and was fairly jacked. oh, and i also act completely indifferent to them and usually had a bag of cocaine

^---that my friends, is the stripper formula
 
Iggy, all of the advice given to you is on point, lol. You need 1 of "3" things if you want to party with the strippers. (1) Money, (2) Coke or other goodies or (3) a gorgeous bi chick to use as bait. My advice is to go with number (3) it is the easiest route & will work. However, you need a VERY hot chick & not just a so-so hot chick. There is nothing a stripper loves more then to play with a hot bi girl. DISCLAIMER: And no, I'm not a stripper & was not ever, LOL! I used to live in Miami years ago & had some interesting friends to say the least. However, I will tell you a littlle story..

A few years ago I went with one of my X's to Tampa for the weekend to party. We primarily went to go clubbing in Ybor City, a nightclub & bar district. Those were the days where club/house, funky breaks, trance & bass were all mixed in. Think DJ Baby Ann the queen of funky breaks & bass. DJ Baby Ann was in town making an appearance & we went to see her. Well, YBOR City doesn't get fun until about almost 11:00 or later. We had a ton of time to kill before then. We did the whole dinner thing at a nice Italian restaurant & still had hours to kill. We didn''t know what to do & drove by Mons Venus, a famous strip club in Tampa & I said let's go in!!

He IRONICALLY didn't want to go in & said he would be bored & it was a waste of time. He didn't want to waste money in there & I said I'd blow some money, so he agreed to go in. I'm such a sport! We spent 2 1/2 hours in there & he came out with a huge complex! All the gorgeous girls flirted with me the entire night. It was so bad that he kept asking me to go. It was kind of pityful, looking back. The girls kept coming up to me, grinding on me, giving me free lap dances, grabbing me, trying to talk to me & asking me questions. They hung all over me the entire time & didn't even look at him. he was just about invisible & let me tell you something... My X was a gorgeous guy. He is 6 ft tall, dark hair, very built (looked like he took steroids but, didn't & had a beautiful chiseled jaw/face. He was half Italian & really hot & the girls could have cared less about him. The point I'm trying to make is.. get yourself a really pretty girl & have her flirt with them. I am sure you will take some of the strippers home, LOL! You need some nice bait!
 
Danielle Averill said:
Iggy, all of the advice given to you is on point, lol. You need 1 of "3" things if you want to party with the strippers. (1) Money, (2) Coke or other goodies or (3) a gorgeous bi chick to use as bait. My advice is to go with number (3) it is the easiest route & will work. However, you need a VERY hot chick & not just a so-so hot chick. There is nothing a stripper loves more then to play with a hot bi girl. DISCLAIMER: And no, I'm not a stripper & was not ever, LOL! I used to live in Miami years ago & had some interesting friends to say the least. However, I will tell you a littlle story..

A few years ago I went with one of my X's to Tampa for the weekend to party. We primarily went to go clubbing in Ybor City, a nightclub & bar district. Those were the days where club/house, funky breaks, trance & bass were all mixed in. Think DJ Baby Ann the queen of funky breaks & bass. DJ Baby Ann was in town making an appearance & we went to see her. Well, YBOR City doesn't get fun until about almost 11:00 or later. We had a ton of time to kill before then. We did the whole dinner thing at a nice Italian restaurant & still had hours to kill. We didn''t know what to do & drove by Mons Venus, a famous strip club in Tampa & I said let's go in!!

He IRONICALLY didn't want to go in & said he would be bored & it was a waste of time. He didn't want to waste money in there & I said I'd blow some money, so he agreed to go in. I'm such a sport! We spent 2 1/2 hours in there & he came out with a huge complex! All the gorgeous girls flirted with me the entire night. It was so bad that he kept asking me to go. It was kind of pityful, looking back. The girls kept coming up to me, grinding on me, giving me free lap dances, grabbing me, trying to talk to me & asking me questions. They hung all over me the entire time & didn't even look at him. he was just about invisible & let me tell you something... My X was a gorgeous guy. He is 6 ft tall, dark hair, very built (looked like he took steroids but, didn't & had a beautiful chiseled jaw/face. He was half Italian & really hot & the girls could have cared less about him. The point I'm trying to make is.. get yourself a really pretty girl & have her flirt with them. I am sure you will take some of the strippers home, LOL! You need some nice bait!
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your boyfriend was Peter?
 
lol dani, last time i went thats exactly what happened. they attacked one of the girls we brought. made her strip down and taught her how to dance on the pole. lol
 
Ok I'm my opinion there are a few types of categories of strippers:

Russian = money hungry whores

White trash = some sort of drug addiction problem, yes usually coke

Mexican/spanish = almost ALWAYS have a kid that they are trying to support

Brazilian = new to the country looking to make some $ easy way by getting paid to walk around in the same thing they did everyday in Rio

White clean cut = very rare but average white girl who is cute but not hot and willing to show a little skin for a few extra bucks


My luck has been with the Brazilians and the white clean cut. The brazilians wont party the night you meet them but will def hook up in the future. The white clean cut girls are very secretive about meeting up with you or giving you their number but can EASILY be done.

As far as scouting them out: Let them pick you out first and aproach you. EYE contact is key here don't be the typical guy in there starring at all her goods. After that it's all how smooth you are without being that typical sex crazed horn dog pushy guy in there. And it will be VERY easy to tell if she is only after your money. Take my word for it not ALL of them are, MOSt are however lol.


Ph I forgot another type:

The extremely hot porn star type that works at really upscale places = dont have them figured out as i dont have the monetary capability to pursue it
 
For God's sake don't go scoring blow to give to strippers at your house. The last thing you want at 4 am is a belligerent, talkative cokeslut who wants "more".
Go to a hotel room if you want to party with strippers. Bring lots of cash. Don't bring that shit home.
 
I am currently seeing one, we are really just good friends that fuck. She is a cool chick but has alot of drama in her life. She has fallin in love with me because she knows I dont care about her. Its a weird deal.

She has a sugar daddy that is a millionaire(bought her a convertible BMW), and ex that is a loser and puts up with all over her shit and me, who calls her when Im lonely or sad about the bitch Im really in love with.

She is super fun to hang out with, she smokes weed from sun up to sun down, and will do coke sometimes. She is about 5'4, has abs and could be a fitness model if she worked out at all. She has a new GF, an asian chick that is super hot. Once you have an "in" at the booty club, its alot more fun.
 
lololol@ any of you morons knowing how/what makes a stripper operate
 
Pretty clear that strippers operate ths way:
"I take my clothes off for money because I am too lazy/stupid to get a real job"
 
iggy said:
So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.
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Best way, Coke. Never fails.
 
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strippers FTL!!! their more fun to hang out with at a club because they have to carry around the "attitude" IN the club. take a stripper out of the club and she's a fucking drag unless you're down to be around coke and all that shit!!

now get some college girls shit faced and they = what strippers = in a club!
 
Tie an 8 ball on a string...walk in the door swinging it over your head...walk around the stage and out the door. Turn around and pick the ones you want.

I don't know though...used to work at the clubs in 'Lauderdale in the '80s...been a while. We used to keep "bait" handy and called it "trolling for whores".

Just remember this...you don't pay a whore to stay...you pay her to leave.:cool:
 
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