Someone tell me the joys of living alone

[*MissFit*]

sleep overs

 

[Meantime1]

sleep overs

Hmmm sleep overs
Yes but then u have to tidy up afterwards

 

[BUBBLES]

Kylie is going for an operation in the next couple of days. Good luck to her. What a shock.

 

[bigbair]

It is the definition of happiness.

- masturbate WHENEVER and WHEREVER you want
- hit skins WHEREVER, WHENEVER and HOWEVER LOUD you want
- you don't have to hide your pipes, needles, bags and viles
- no worries about some drunk scumbag eatingthe food you cooked for the week in a drunken eating frenzy
- cleanliness of the apartment is all on you
- after a bad day, nobody there to make it worse
- you can leave your playstation on ALL DAY if you are in the middle of a big game but have to leave for a bit
- blast the music that YOU want to hear whenever you want to hear it
- walk around nude whenever you want
- no chasing down your roomie come bill-paying time
- quiet whenever you want it

Yep, what he said. It just me and my dog AND I live in the cuntry so I can pee off my porch Life is goooooood.

 

[Meantime1]

Kylie is going for an operation in the next couple of days. Good luck to her. What a shock.

I know
i heard it is in every paper in australia and that is all everyone is talking about

 

[gonelifting]

You guys have nothing on me. My MIL lives in the next house over and comes into the house WHENEVER she wants. Just comes in, does'nt knock, does'nt ring the bell, just OPENS the door and walks in up to 10 times a day sometimes. Everyday.

We gave her the key to the house "in case of emergency" and at one point when we started locking the door, she would ring the bell and by the time I got to the door, she already had the key in the lock to open it. After a while I started running to the door so she'd quit trying to get "her key" and open it herself.

Beat that.

Disclaimer* She's a GREAT lady and MIL but she just does'nt realize how we value our privacy. I still would'nt change it. I can live with it, and I have been.


or maybe I'm dying with it. lol

 

[DIVISION]

Yep, what he said. It just me and my dog AND I live in the cuntry so I can pee off my porch Life is goooooood.

Just when you think you're pissing in peace, you hear strange whispers from inside the house.......the dog cowers and jumps off the porch.....strange whispers, eerie sounds.....you hear things, you see things.......you feel things......

strange things, unheard of things, unseen horrors.......

Once you are haunted, it never leaves you......

You will learn, bigbair......

you will learn.......







DIV

 

[bigbair]

Just when you think you're pissing in peace, you hear strange whispers from inside the house.......the dog cowers and jumps off the porch.....strange whispers, eerie sounds.....you hear things, you see things.......you feel things......

strange things, unheard of things, unseen horrors.......

Once you are haunted, it never leaves you......

You will learn, bigbair......

you will learn.......







DIV

Whatever. My house was built in '98


Regardless, I'm still peein' off the porch

 

[Scotsman]

Living alone is the greatest thing ever. No one to bother you, mess with your stuff, play thier whiny annoying music, fuck up your computer, not take out the trash on their turn, and a myriad of other things my first roomie in college did. Also if you find a mess you made it. Peace and quiet and no one asking stupid questions. Plus if you want people over you can ask them to leave when you get tired of the, or if you're lucky cook them breakfast in the morninng

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cutiebaby]

whats it like to be alone and just relax without someone always poking around?

it sure seems good right about now,I can never get a fuckng moment here alone,it seems like someone is always around,I wake up,my mom is here,dad to if he isnt working,they goto do my moms contract,sister comes home,dad and sister goto bed mom is up,mom goes to bed,dad gets up, and then the cycle starts over.

Im going nuckingfuts

i wish i could tell you...i've never lived alone...must be nice.....