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Some guy just answered the phone by saying, "I'm not here"

when I was a hs sophomore a friend and I worked in a telemarketing place. We sat in the back, and wired to phones together and called two different people. The manager was a big fat fucker at 5'8 and 450lbs. That is not a lie. He was the best pool player i've ever seen. Anyways he was quitting, and liked hanging out with us cause he had no friends. He got in on it, and in the back there was a terminal where he placed a tape recorder to listen to the employee/customer dealings on who evers phone line he wanted. So we had it hooked up to ours. You talk about phony. "hello",,,"hello",, "did you call me", "no you called me", "wtf are you talking about",, and on and on to the point of really getting some dudes screaming at each other. Just funnier than hell.
 
That's like when a long-distance carrier calls to con me into taking their service: I tell them I don't have a phone.
 
decem-anew said:
you are SUCH a secretary

So. Only for two more weeks. Then I'm free! I'll reply to your last e-mail soon, so hold tight. Telly ou what, this way, you can dream abuot what I might say tonight while you sleep.
 
I answer "This is me....is that you?".
 
I love it when people call and tell me I am pre-approved for a home equity loan. I tell them for what? I don't own shit. "Oh how'd that hapen, must be some kind of error" Dumbasses!
 
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