Arnold, my *cough* friend *cough* has a six foot keg and a noodle chest and wants to know how to make a seven foot chest and lose the keg. He wants huge arms so that one day he can visit Franco and he'll think it's you knocking his door down with one enormous blow.
My other friend thinks that you give Austrian steroids to your ostriches. I tell him he's a noodle brain. I tell him that you wouldn't waste good Austrian steroids on ostriches, you probably give them cheap Hungarian steroids.