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some general bodybuilding tips

deltoiddeltoid said:
This story may help you fellow bodybuilders....

One time, Franco asked me to spot him while he was lifting baby weights. So as he was benching his baby weights I tea bagged him, causing him to drop his baby weight onto his baby chest as he let out a baby scream. I told him if you want to be a great bodybuilder like me you must not let anything detract you.
We laughed for 9 hours after that.

Milk is for babies! When you grow up you have to drink beer!:beer:
 
Here is another true story that will inspire you to become a body builder.

While I was training for the Mr. Olympia in 1975 I noticed that when I wore my magic sunglasses I could bench press 1000lbs. You can purchase them from me for 80 million dollars.

Here is one of the transcripts during my audition for the role of Chewbacca.

I walked into the room naked except for wearing a Chewbacca mask and screamed, "RRRGGGAAAAHHHH!!"I then noticed George Lucas had a huge keg and walked over to him and said, "You should work-out more." And poked his keg. He said, "The only work-out I do is this." And took a bite of a huge Star Wars chocolate bar. The next day I came back for the role of Darth Vader. I got dressed up in costume and began my role. I said, "Luke, I am your fa-. EEEENNNNNEEAAA!!!" As I whipped out my huge magnum and shot a random noodle keg in the corner eating a donut. Then said, "Can I do this in the movie?" George Lucas said, "No. Get out." On my way out I whipped out a real lightsaber and chucked it like a boomerang towards George Lucas. But he blocked it with his force powers and floated out of the building while surrounded in a protective bubble.
 
LMAO...are you people reading this shit :FRlol:
 
LOL @ teabagging franco....
 
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