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Loren the brown dicked faggot
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most flaming homo of all?
Loren the brown dicked faggot
Did not fuck girls or hoes
and if you ever saw him
you could see it's cocks he blows.
All of the other faggots
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Loren
play in any queer orgy games.
Then one foggy Gay Pride eve
HamsterHider came to say:
"Loren with your anus not tight,
won't you fuck my ass tonight?"
Then all the straight guys stabbed him
as they shouted out with glee,
Loren the brown dicked faggot
you'll go down in history!
Loren the No-Man
Loren the No-Man was a jolly homosexual
With a flagrant lisp and a weak limp wrist
and a chasm for a hole
Loren the No-Man was a fairy queer, they say,
He looked like a Joe but the children
know how he came out of the closet one day.
There must have been some magic in that
old plifter cock they found.
For when they placed it up his ass
he began to dance around.
Ohh....
Loren the No-Man
was as flaming as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Loren go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Sucking on JohnnyO
Loren the No-Man knew
the gaybashers were out that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
I'll drink some cum
now before I skip away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick up his ass,
Running queer and bare all
around the square saying,
Gaybash me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he was bludgeoned by the cop
For Loren the No-Man
had to hurry on his way,
But he flicked his wrist goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
Maybe next time I won't be gay."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Loren go
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Taking it up the ass like a pro.
Merry early X-mas!
I hope Santa brings you a noose to hang yourself with.
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most flaming homo of all?
Loren the brown dicked faggot
Did not fuck girls or hoes
and if you ever saw him
you could see it's cocks he blows.
All of the other faggots
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Loren
play in any queer orgy games.
Then one foggy Gay Pride eve
HamsterHider came to say:
"Loren with your anus not tight,
won't you fuck my ass tonight?"
Then all the straight guys stabbed him
as they shouted out with glee,
Loren the brown dicked faggot
you'll go down in history!
Loren the No-Man
Loren the No-Man was a jolly homosexual
With a flagrant lisp and a weak limp wrist
and a chasm for a hole
Loren the No-Man was a fairy queer, they say,
He looked like a Joe but the children
know how he came out of the closet one day.
There must have been some magic in that
old plifter cock they found.
For when they placed it up his ass
he began to dance around.
Ohh....
Loren the No-Man
was as flaming as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Loren go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Sucking on JohnnyO
Loren the No-Man knew
the gaybashers were out that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
I'll drink some cum
now before I skip away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick up his ass,
Running queer and bare all
around the square saying,
Gaybash me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he was bludgeoned by the cop
For Loren the No-Man
had to hurry on his way,
But he flicked his wrist goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
Maybe next time I won't be gay."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Loren go
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Taking it up the ass like a pro.
Merry early X-mas!
I hope Santa brings you a noose to hang yourself with.
