some real pussified responses in here. all is fair in life, bitches. realize that. now, let's get to business. first, what year is the car? is it newer? if its an older car, you can always put a handful of BB's in the carburetor. and i agree with Velvett, don't put vaseline on the wipers. instead, run a bead of grease across them. also, bologna has a high acid content, toss a package of bologna slices on it and leave her with a polka dotted car. and the anti-vandalism fags are only here because they're such assholes IRL and have experienced trashings first hand.