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So what's a good way to trash someone's car a little?

I dont think its worth the trouble or the potential consequences that you might face, honestly. And these words are coming from a risk taker, willing to break the law for personal gain.

I suggest you take some halotestin, get angrier than anyone thought possible and have an all out verbal assault on her.
 
some real pussified responses in here. all is fair in life, bitches. realize that. now, let's get to business. first, what year is the car? is it newer? if its an older car, you can always put a handful of BB's in the carburetor. and i agree with Velvett, don't put vaseline on the wipers. instead, run a bead of grease across them. also, bologna has a high acid content, toss a package of bologna slices on it and leave her with a polka dotted car. and the anti-vandalism fags are only here because they're such assholes IRL and have experienced trashings first hand.
 
ok its time for the master to tell you what to do.


ok here it is.take a can of shaving cream and freez it.make shore its pritty froizon.once it froizon take it to her car poke a knife hole in the bottom of the can and throw it in her car.
over night the can will un freez and it will fill her hole car with shaveing cream so much shaving cream is in side one full can that it might even bust her windows open.
 
HumanTarget said:
some real pussified responses in here. all is fair in life, bitches. realize that. now, let's get to business. first, what year is the car? is it newer? if its an older car, you can always put a handful of BB's in the carburetor. and i agree with Velvett, don't put vaseline on the wipers. instead, run a bead of grease across them. also, bologna has a high acid content, toss a package of bologna slices on it and leave her with a polka dotted car. and the anti-vandalism fags are only here because they're such assholes IRL and have experienced trashings first hand.

She drives a massive Audi A8 (because she's fat) and she always puts a Club on the steering wheel even though its a secure garage. No cameras though which is a good thing.

I think the shitty door handle thing is cool because it will drive her nuts and she'll have no idea what's going on. Trust me, I'd love to give this biatch a piece of my mind but it probably wouldn't do any good. She's the type of woman that likely just needs the fear of God put into her and she might actually stop complaining about stuff.
 
do something that will put yourself in jail and then tell it how it was afterwards. that would be cool.
 
get some shit and stick it under her handle and when she open the door she'll have feces all over her hand.

It is even better if you also urinate in her seat too. By the time she gets the shit off of her hand she is furious, then she goes to sit in her car and she sits in urine.

Also, stick Vaseline on her windshield wipers and on the inside of the steering wheel. it doesn't like to come off no matter how hard you clean it (especially if it is the winter and it is cold out).

Also, if you live in a rural area and have access to it, get some animal scent (deer urine etc.) at the local hunting store. That stuff stinks SOOOOOO bad and you cannot get rid of the scent. ONE DROP will really ruin someone’s day.

Following her to the movie theater and slashing all four tires is also a good one…especially if she has a date and they are the last two bastards in the parking lot, in the cold, waiting on a tow truck…with shit on her hand and urine on her ass.

What tops it all off is if you can find a place to hide and watch it all unfold.

…and yes, I have done this (back when I was very young) :verygood:
 
Confront her when she is with someone else, not alone. walk up say Hi, and tell her you got her notes on your car... then tell her you cant afford two spaces because your saving money for her so she can get her gastric bypass surgery....
 
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