So...Jesus had a wife?

[SpyWizard]

was she 13?? cause Muhammad had a 13 yr old, I'm told it was all the rage during that time in history..

 

[AAP]

By the time they strung that five foot MFer up on the pole, he was twice divorced behind on child support payments, talking to himself and living with Larry, the first pre op tranny in recorded times.

 

[ismaele00]

No wonder he was so eager to be crucified. It's certainly better than marriage.

lol
Make me laugh. You'll burn into hell, but make me laugh. lol

 

[Strongbow]

By the time they strung that five foot MFer up on the pole, he was twice divorced behind on child support payments, talking to himself and living with Larry, the first pre op tranny in recorded times.

Hell shalt be hot for you my child, who suckleth from thine cock of life.

 

[redsamurai]

Jesus had many hoes on his tip, with his flowing locks, bulging loan cloth and rippled physique. I am sure that Jesus in many regards was like a modern day SB, except about 70 pounds lighter and less likely to smack a bitch in the mouth.

I like this guy SB, still bull and rip him omw to a flagrant roughing the passer with possible ejection....but I like him.

 

[youpissmeoff]

Objective reality? What? Lol! I live in a world where professional historians use historiography to sort out what probably happened. There has been no credible historian that would claim Jesus was probably married or that it was "understood" that he was married. There was no evidence, no heaps of legit sources that claim he was married, though now with this piece of evidence (which has no historical significance yet I want to add, it has no authenticity) they might be able to construct something a little differently. We'll have to see what happens with this. It came out of Egypt...it is interesting.

Read Jesus - ALife by A. N. Wilson then you can so you only know one historian.

 

[cindylou]

Read Jesus - ALife by A. N. Wilson then you can so you only know one historian.

yeah and Bill OReilly wrote a book about Lincoln. lololol

At least he admits Jesus existed. Lol. The rest, I'd have to see his sources. Like I said earlier, Jesus wasn't "understood" to be married, like the Christian community was blatantly ignoring direct historical evidence of this obvious marriage.

Not that it matters to me if he was married or not.

 

[javaguru]

That was pretty much understood. You don't make to your 30's in those days as a Jew - single. Mary Magdalene was most likely his wife and the re-writers made her a whore to fit her in somewhere. She is in the last supper painting.

Yhe incident at a wedding where Jesus fought with his Mother was most likely his wedding - from what I read…

I agree with you; I would bet that Jesus had to follow the traditions of his culture to get a large audience. Jesus being celibate would be like an openly gay man leading the religious right. Most modern Christians ignore the fact that even in their teachings he was as much man as divine.

 

[AFeedz]

That was pretty much understood. You don't make to your 30's in those days as a Jew - single. Mary Magdalene was most likely his wife and the re-writers made her a whore to fit her in somewhere. She is in the last supper painting.

Yhe incident at a wedding where Jesus fought with his Mother was most likely his wedding - from what I read…

The 'rewriters' didn't make her a whore. lol The Bible doesn't say she was one. Mary Magdelene as a whore didn't come around until hundreds of years after the Bible had been written. And even then, it was only implied by the Catholic Church, it wasn't added to the Bible or anything.

The Vatican redacted the stance, but they were 1000 years too late, and her 'whore' title had already been so embedded in culture that people like to forget that that's not real.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm gonna be serious for 5 seconds and say that The Rible does not speak of Jesus having a wife, so I am fairly certain that Jesus never married. Besides Jesus knew for what purpose he had been sent, to have married would have just made things more difficult when the time had come for him to be crucified. Logically a man would not put a wife in that situation. I'm sure all this conjecture is raised from logic, Mary M was always around, so naturally she was his wife. I really don't think so, but whatever.