man, the whole prospect of sex just makes me retch right now
I was gettin ready to hammer away and had her layin on her back. I figured Id give it a go cause since february Ive been celibate due to the fact I keep

during sex.
The smell of the Badussy hit me and I lost my steak, chicken, potato, broccoli and protien shake all over her chest, stomach, neck, ect.
She FREAKED the fuck out!! I tried to calm her down but it was next to impossible. Eventually she calmed down enough to take a panicked shower while I called her a cab. she got dressed and ran out the door without so much as a good bye
I dont think that was good for her or my psyche.