So I met a hot stripper that lives in my building...

[calveless wonder]

and she wants to fuck. of course this his happens when i'm not single anymore

I was sitting outside my building waiting for a cab with my boy who came from out of town. we were headed to a day party in south beach and didn't want to drive because we were going to be incredibly fucked up

i see this hot girl with huge tits sitting on the bench by the entrance. I looked at her and we exchanged smiles.

i felt like a scumbag if i was going to hit on her (since i wasn't single anymore). but then finally i just started chatting with her.

we hit it off and she starts telling me what she does etc and how there's no young people in our building. she gave me her #, without even asking, and said she wants to hang out. she said if my gf saw me calling her she'd pretend she was a telemarketer (without knowing i had a GF).

when i was leaving she said "call me...". she was straight to the point

she wants to fuck, and it'd take no effort... she lives a couple of floors above me. it's really testing every moral fiber in my body.

 

[iggy]

what would neil patrick harris do?

 

[javaguru]

Whores=bad news

 

[Stefka]

what would neil patrick harris do?

He'd try to sleep with CW too.

 

[iggy]

i'm talking about this nph stefka

 

[jdynasty]

didnt you start the same thread last year, I call rethread

 

[Strongbow]

and she wants to fuck. of course this his happens when i'm not single anymore

I was sitting outside my building waiting for a cab with my boy who came from out of town. we were headed to a day party in south beach and didn't want to drive because we were going to be incredibly fucked up

i see this hot girl with huge tits sitting on the bench by the entrance. I looked at her and we exchanged smiles.

i felt like a scumbag if i was going to hit on her (since i wasn't single anymore). but then finally i just started chatting with her.

we hit it off and she starts telling me what she does etc and how there's no young people in our building. she gave me her #, without even asking, and said she wants to hang out. she said if my gf saw me calling her she'd pretend she was a telemarketer (without knowing i had a GF).

when i was leaving she said "call me...". she was straight to the point

she wants to fuck, and it'd take no effort... she lives a couple of floors above me. it's really testing every moral fiber in my body.

If you are not married, hit that shit. You only live once and 6 months or a year from now when you and ur girl are not together anymore you will hate yourself for not knocking it out tha park when you had the chance.

 

[Lambruh]

Whores=bad news

lol u hate relationships and you hate on hot sluts looking to fuck

ur ghey + no gayme + depressed vadge slump dumping your misery on teh world


smash that CW

 

[bigtravis]

HIT DAT CHIT BRA!

Hey. Is it just me or does LAMBRUH's avi look like the SHERMANATOR from "American pie?" WITH A MULLET.

 

[-Ariel-]

Pics..
I know, u don't post pics.

Immediacy of Experience.
Words become hollow.. Fuck it.. Blah.

 

[ceo]

she wants to fuck, and it'd take no effort...

Well, we all know how this story ends.

 

[miplank]

didn't your g/f cheat on you? paybacks are a bitch

 

[calveless wonder]

Well, we all know how this story ends.

you wishing you weren't married and 40 years old?

yeah

 

[binö]

dude slay that shit and tell us the gory details

 

[jackangel]

go ahead. initiate the expected sabotage of the relationship. pictures for your friends on the computer would be nice.

 

[canadianhitman]

If you're not thinking about marrying the current GF, I say hit it.

 

[gripweight]

knock the hair off that pussy

 

[ceo]

you wishing you weren't married and 40 years old?

yeah

nah bro. I already knocked out my fair share.

This story ends the same way all your other stories like this end. Very anticlimactically.

 

[lartinos]

Well, if you love your girl you won't do it. Then you'll break up a few monyhs later and wish you had. Been there, hated that!
Good Luck bro, wish I could be down there for the WMC.

 

[KillahBee]

lol u hate relationships and you hate on hot sluts looking to fuck

ur ghey + no gayme + depressed vadge slump dumping your misery on teh world


smash that cw

tit motherfucking cr

 

[ortiz34]

repost by you

or similar


need new material

 

[pdaddyII]

lol u hate relationships and you hate on hot sluts looking to fuck

ur ghey + no gayme + depressed vadge slump dumping your misery on teh world


smash that CW

oh snap

 

[housemusik83]

bro im coming down there tomorow, save it for me, ill show you how its done! hahah

 

[jnevin]

Wait, did you mention you're in a relationship?

 

[puddlemonkey]

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[1500]

Hit it after you check her vag for any visible sign of past VD collection.

 

[-Ariel-]

300000k for pics posted.

 

[nimbus]

GREAT THREAD right here

 

[-Ariel-]

make that 400000 k

 

[resqguy]

I foresee something rashy in your not so distant future...

 

[string_bean00]

hit it raw


condoms are for beggars and sailors

 

[binö]

hit it raw


condoms are for beggars and sailors

if you pull out and blow it on her tits you can't get aids
proven bro

 

[-Ariel-]

Half a million for a pic.

 

[HAYEZ]

well ya know my answer...hit that shit then head down and get a blowjob from the girlfriend.. nuff said.. plus then ya get special reatment at the titty bar..pleas tell me she works a tootsies hahahah

 

[gymbitch]

the advice you guys give to each other is priceless.....def makes me laugh

 

[broonzy]

the advice you guys give to each other is priceless.....def makes me wet

Sweet!

 

[stosstruppe]

Don't forget to wipe your cock on her curtains & take a dump in her kettle after you're done.

 

[jdynasty]

seriously, she's probably seen more cock than Jim Perdue

 

[calveless wonder]

well ya know my answer...hit that shit then head down and get a blowjob from the girlfriend.. nuff said.. plus then ya get special reatment at the titty bar..pleas tell me she works a tootsies hahahah

lololol.

nope, works at the GR

oh..and she's 19

 

[SpyWizard]

Dude, i know when i'm getting sunshine blown up my ass..

you are totally in the "Friend Zone"

she just wants to talk..

 

[HAYEZ]

lololol.

nope, works at the GR

oh..and she's 19

lol gr huh? id bag ur shit twice..but still hit it...hahahah we were there not to long ago..each of us prob dropped 300 plus..there was 4 of us got innahilated