So i booked my tickets to thailand today!!!!! Nov.3

[Lambruh]

Drink only bottled water. And put lemons or limes on everything you eat. The acid will kill the bacteria (most of the time) and make sure if you have a glass of water with ice cubes there is a lemon in it!

That lemon/lime killing the bacteria is a myth, it destroys like 3% of bacteria. Infact i've seen studies that show you shouldn't have lemons with water because the majority of the time the lemons have been sitting in a bar tray in room temperature collecting bacteria all day

 

[wootoom]

i just watched the beach...wow i want to go more and more!

 

[ortiz34]

gonna be a great time bro
one you'll never forget

 

[ortiz34]

Like I said in your k message
be safe
alot of nutjobs prey on tourists

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah if your are going to get rip roaring drunk you might be better off to hire a tour guide/driver/body guard. They take you to the right places and keep you out of jail and when you get so fucked up you cant see straight they make sure you end up in your room. And don't take any drugs with you. They don't look kindly at the importation of drugs, any drugs!

 

[goin on 4T]

The beaches are great I went when Europe was in winter so there was a bunch of topless Euro beaches. When laying out on the beach there are people out there like waiters and waitresses. Just hold up your hand and they will come to you and bring you what ever you want beer, hard alc., food, you name it they will bring it. Beaches were nice too. Water was warm, I was just glad it was salt water, because it is kinda like Mexico or worse. Dirty... But whatever, get drunk, get laid and stay out of trouble! And they hate ausies so make sure they know you are from the states.

 

[billfred]

I gave you my specifics before. PM if you need any other tips.

BTW - Phuket is pronounce POO KET so don't look like a wanker by calling it fuket

 

[Lestat]

agree with swole, be sure to use condoms

 

[AAP]

There are four kinds of girls you will meet in bars.

1 - Girls that do oral
2 - Girls that do oral + vaginal
3 - Girls that do it all with anal
4 - Girls that are not really girls.


And trust me bro, those in the #4 category will be smoking hot.

 

[Mr. Black]

Make sure you get the Magnum Extra large condoms. This way you can strech it so it goes right over your balls. I wouldn't want to chance any part of your package coming in contact with their diseased gash.