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bottleneckblooz
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Just don't bring back the avian flu.
So i booked my tickets to thailand today!!!!! Nov.3
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seaking420
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awesome bro....have fun....i would love to go there
redguru
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lol!
Yeah Phuket is full of Hookers. They have bars with girls in lingerie with number pinned to their bra's. Just pick a number leave a tip and take her back or two or three. But damn always wear a ruber. And don't go down on her thinking your going to have some sushi. You might wake up with a mouth full of herpes!!! Go to a good massage parlor there too! They bath you in big bath tubs more like little wading pools and they wash your whole body for about 30 minites from your toes up to your hair and yes they clean your ass too! Then you get to move over to the bed! Oh and they also have the best massages, not like the fake thai massages you get here in the states with the happy ending. These massages are 2-4 hours long! Yes that is right 2-4 hours. They will strech muscles you never knew you had. No happey ending either. Don't get a hot girl to massage you they are for fucking get a burly middle aged woman like you would see as a stewardas on United Air Lines. They rock and have enough mass to power you around... When you land in the morning only eat a big bowl of fuit for breakfast. That will help with the jet lag. Drink only bottled water. And put lemons or limes on everything you eat. The acid will kill the bacteria (most of the time) and make sure if you have a glass of water with ice cubes there is a lemon in it!
I have been to Phuket, Chan Mai, Bangkok, rented a car and drove completely around Malasia, Singapore, Hong Kong etc....
Great food lots of cheap but great tasting BBQ'ed river lobster with garlic ummmm
Great food lots of cheap but great tasting BBQ'ed river lobster with garlic ummmm
Make sure you take a shitload of pics bro...
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