since when the fuck does chuck e. cheese serve alcohol??

[redsamurai]

THis is a great article......apparently if you want to get your crunk on and find willing partners to trade hands with, chuck e cheezy's the place nigga!!!



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[musclemom]

Trust me, if there is ONE fucking place on this planet that NEEDS to serve alcohol it's Chuck E. Cheese. That place is hell. The food is truly horrendous, you're surrounded by life sized anamatronic animals that sing every 15 minutes and they have nothing but the absolute loudest, brightest video games out there. In addition, you are surrounded by a hordes of sticky, screaming children.

Alcohol, fuck, the first drink should be free and every adult order of food should be accompanied by a choice of a side order of reefer, quaaludes or Valium.

 

[ortiz34]

place is a classless as the Baltimore ravens

 

[DannoMight]

the place is a breeding ground for lice and other childhood goodies.

 

[Smurfy]

the parents there are worse than the kids.

 

[jnevin]

I used to deliver beer to Chuck E Cheese. They have a bowling alley at the one here.

 

[Humble Pride]

Trust me, if there is ONE fucking place on this planet that NEEDS to serve alcohol it's Chuck E. Cheese. That place is hell. The food is truly horrendous, you're surrounded by life sized anamatronic animals that sing every 15 minutes and they have nothing but the absolute loudest, brightest video games out there. In addition, you are surrounded by a hordes of sticky, screaming children.

Alcohol, fuck, the first drink should be free and every adult order of food should be accompanied by a choice of a side order of reefer, quaaludes or Valium.

BEST post ever - well said.....

 

[Razorguns]

If i'm in there for more than 5 minutes, I wanna shoot myself.

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[jnevin]

that's where miplank met his wife

 

[puddlemonkey]

that's where miplank met his wife

lol

 

[miplank]

that's where miplank met his wife

jokes on you, we don't have one of those in my town!

 

[bw1]

that's where miplank met his wife

hahahahhaahahhahhahahaahaha

 

[chazk]

I had a birthday party at a place called "show biz " kinda like chuck-e-cheese
I remeber big pictures of beer being guzzled down by all the parents .As we ran around with a hand full of tokens playing all the games we could.
My 6yr old friends were walking up the skiball game dunking the balls in the holes.A kid threw a slice of pizza at the animated robotic country bears as they played the bangos.
Their was a area with holes that you climbed through , a fat kid got stuck and we all punched his fat ass.

It was the best time ever. The play area was dark and scary ,flashing lights everywhere it was a kids dream come true.
Took my nephew to chuck e cheese and the place was a f-ing dump stains all over the place and crappy games

 

[nefertiti]

Trust me, if there is ONE fucking place on this planet that NEEDS to serve alcohol it's Chuck E. Cheese. That place is hell. The food is truly horrendous, you're surrounded by life sized anamatronic animals that sing every 15 minutes and they have nothing but the absolute loudest, brightest video games out there. In addition, you are surrounded by a hordes of sticky, screaming children.

Alcohol, fuck, the first drink should be free and every adult order of food should be accompanied by a choice of a side order of reefer, quaaludes or Valium.

Amen to that...S. and I took the girls to Chuck E Cheese last Saturday...or we started to...till the two of us walked in. Five seconds of screaming and that awful music and we looked at each other and without a word turned around a left.