The two martinis kicked my a$$

I thought I had eaten enough carbs to hold me over at my cheat dinner, but I am now officially a lightweight.
Thanks for the TJ's tip. I saw your recipe for the Carne Pollo knock-off so I plan to try that soon. Unfortunately, I'm having stove top problems today. The burners aren't lighting up and it's a self-igniting stove, so there's no pilot light to check. The friggin' thing probably went into shock after being used so much in the last two months when it just used to sit there all shiny and new before

I have a service call scheduled, but I don't know when they'll actually show up. Until then, I'm reliant on pre-grilled chicken, my oven/broiler and microwave. I'm not a happy camper today