i'm doubting this will make national news. i've heard dumber less important things make it to CNN...
i might have been dreaming the other night but i heard the tv (nancy grace) that a toddler was in a hotel room with the parents and found a condom under the bed, put it in it's mouth. one of the parents saw and ripped it out of his mouth and now their saying the toddler has herpes!?!?