Question for the parents here

[DannoMight]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously? Holy germs.

a little over a year ago the wie and i were still sleeping in on a saturday and got woke up by our daughter who was yelling "OH NO MOMMY! RILEY'S BAREBUTT IN HIS CRIB!!!" much to our dismay he had poop everywhere. i mean everywhere!! it took several hours to clean the wall, the baby, and the entire crib. even most of the bars on the crib had poop smeared within. great times in parenting i must say. I'm gonna be sure to tell his first girlfriend about it.

 

[jnevin]

I need to get busier so I can hire a live in nanny.

 

[cindylou]

oh god help me

 

[Smurfy]

man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.

wtf?

my kid never did that!

 

[BBR100]

a little over a year ago the wie and i were still sleeping in on a saturday and got woke up by our daughter who was yelling "OH NO MOMMY! RILEY'S BAREBUTT IN HIS CRIB!!!" much to our dismay he had poop everywhere. i mean everywhere!! it took several hours to clean the wall, the baby, and the entire crib. even most of the bars on the crib had poop smeared within. great times in parenting i must say. I'm gonna be sure to tell his first girlfriend about it.

lol @ payback.
I guess I was lucky. I don't have any stories of my kids playing with their poo.

 

[screamneagle]

wait till she is sick and the wife brings her in to lay with you in the middle of the night and they end up throwing up on you and in your bed. Nice!

 

[jestro]

Don't worry, you've only got about 2 more years of changing shitty diapers.

 

[shrimp poboy]

I got a crawfish boil coming up soon that should make some good looking ca ca

 

[shrimp poboy]

Just get her fitted for a colostomy bag for now

 

[puddlemonkey]

rice for breakfast?