Question for the parents here

[jnevin]

When does the poo turn really scary? I puked my breakfast out of my nose today because of what I can only describe as the black death in my daughter's diaper. Then someone at work said I haven't seen anything yet. She's 6 months old, how long do I have? Also, does wearing a painter's mask and gloves make people with sissy gag reflexes any better off? I'm still blowing rice out of my nose.

 

[Smurfy]

when she starts eating table food - she'll be shitting like an adult....look out

 

[jnevin]

Fuck. The doc said I should start doing that so she gains more weight. I need a hazmat suit.

 

[75th]

Lol

 

[BBR100]

fuggin sissy

 

[ortiz34]

wait till she eats carrots

fvcking nasty
I don't mind my daughters poop though
doesn't really bother me

 

[jnevin]

fuggin sissy

Dude, I can handle blood and guts just fine but if spit, snot, poo, etc gets near me I'm blowing chunks. I have the pussiest gag reflex in the world. I've barfed brushing my teeth.

 

[DannoMight]

man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.

 

[jnevin]

man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously? Holy germs.

 

[stilleto]

oh, every baby, at some point, will reach out to you with a handful of shit that they've been playing with.
table food is the worst- then it's as bad as adult stuff.

get a bandana or scarf, spritz lightly with a nice cologne. tie it so it fits around your head and covers your nose and mouth. Leave it tied for handy retrieval and just slip it on before you have to do the dirty diaper deed.
it helps. good luck.