So I took the wife to the zoo today to see the Zebras and such when I made an observation:
Putting leashes on your kids is fucking stupid.
Maybe Im old fashioned, but what happened to holding the childs hand? Carrying the kid? Renting one of those radio flyer fuckin wagons they give out for a buck? Letting them walk right in front of you while keeping a close eye on them? If your argument to that is that its hard with multiple kids, well my response is that youre probably either a messican teenage or a lowlife if you have three or four kids who are all at the age that they would "need" a leash in the first place. Unless of course you had triplets or some similar situation.
To be fair, the majority of people I saw doing this were whitey trashes and messicans (all the kids were obese, too). Didnt see a single blaque guilty of this...they were more for the hand holding or letting your kids run around wildly and punching people in the back of the knee. Saw a few asians, but no indians and/or middle easterners. All of their kids were very well behaved. And they all had glasses.
Anyway, making the leash attach to some sort of animal backpack the kid wears (the backpack being a monkey and the tail being the leash) isnt kosher either.
You would never see my kids on leashes.
I got to pet the stingrays today, too.
Putting leashes on your kids is fucking stupid.
Maybe Im old fashioned, but what happened to holding the childs hand? Carrying the kid? Renting one of those radio flyer fuckin wagons they give out for a buck? Letting them walk right in front of you while keeping a close eye on them? If your argument to that is that its hard with multiple kids, well my response is that youre probably either a messican teenage or a lowlife if you have three or four kids who are all at the age that they would "need" a leash in the first place. Unless of course you had triplets or some similar situation.
To be fair, the majority of people I saw doing this were whitey trashes and messicans (all the kids were obese, too). Didnt see a single blaque guilty of this...they were more for the hand holding or letting your kids run around wildly and punching people in the back of the knee. Saw a few asians, but no indians and/or middle easterners. All of their kids were very well behaved. And they all had glasses.
Anyway, making the leash attach to some sort of animal backpack the kid wears (the backpack being a monkey and the tail being the leash) isnt kosher either.
You would never see my kids on leashes.
I got to pet the stingrays today, too.