Leashes are fucked-up, but do keep in mind the times in which we live. Lots more psycho's out there today because we increasingly victimize their behavior instead of criminalizing it.
If I had a 3-8 year old running around in a park or zoo, my inclination would be to put a GPS locater on him. I'm already thinking about sticking an iPhone 3G on my 9 year old just because of its built-in tracking capabilities.
Bitch:
1. a female dog.
2. a female of canines generally.
At first I thought you might be talking about women, but considering you couldn't score in a whorehouse with pocket full of c-notes I knew there had to be another meaning behind this post.
The more the leashes the better, whatever it takes to keep these little fuckers under control.
We should take it to the next level and get some hand-cuffs and shackles if they still don't listen.
It should be illegal not to have a leash on your kid. Mace, tazers, rubber bullets... whatever it takes.