Pirates vs Ninjas

[Tatyana]

Did you know there is a rivalry between Pirates and Ninjas?

http://www.piratesversusninjas.net/index.html

Pirates vs. ninjas is shorthand for a question that people delight in pondering and debating: "If pirates and ninjas fought, who would win?"

The debate has started a movement of thought and people have now adapted the question into a fun theme for events, into fan fiction and movies, and anything else that fits.

The top ten reasons why pirates are better than ninjas:


1. Rum! It makes them bolder, it makes them tougher, and it makes them sway.

2. Pirates cheat like the Devil himself.

3. Pirates have guns.

4. Ninjas can't swim.

5. Pirates get to plunder and pillage - they fight for loot, not honor.

6. Pirates have parrots and monkeys.

7. Pirates have cool lingo: even "GAR!" or "ARGH" could convey a message.

8. Ninjas talk in symbols.

9. Pirates live a life of danger, whereas ninjas live a life of training and solitude.

10. Pirates get the girls!


The top ten reasons why ninjas are better than pirates:


1. Ninjas are highly trained in all aspects of their killing ways.


2. Ninjas have stealth.


3. Pirates are always drunk.


4. Pirates wouldn't see ninjas coming.


5. Ninjas have superior weaponry.


6. Pirates have too many distractions: booze, women, booze, gambling, booze, treasure, etc.


7. Ninjas can pose as pirates and kill from within.


8. Ninjas are quick and agile.


9. Ninjas are focused.


10. Kunoichi would distract the pirates.

 

[needtogetaas]

meh I have a pork sword. I win.

 

[Tatyana]

meh I have a pork sword. I win.

Pirate or Ninja sword?

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. Rum!

6. Pirates have parrots and monkeys.

10. Pirates get the girls!

Sold!

 

[needtogetaas]

Pirate or Ninja sword?

Its more like a massive barbarian pork sword.

 

[Tatyana]

Its more like a massive barbarian pork sword.

You are not playing the game correctly *stomps foot*

Pirate or Ninja?

 

[Smurfy]

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm a Pirate

 

[Tatyana]

WOO HOO Smurfy!

I am NINJA.

I like the style so much better.

Also, pirates smell bad

 

[GUARDIAN]

pirates - l luv me rum

 

[needtogetaas]

WOO HOO Smurfy!

I am NINJA.

I like the style so much better.

Also, pirates smell bad

That movie kill bill was pretty cool. Both 1 and 2.

 

[SaladFork]

I fly a pirate flag eveytime I go river rafting... Hangs off the back of the raft, eye patch optional.

 

[calveless wonder]

Sold!

lololol.

i was thinking ninja before i started reading it and then i saw booze, women and treasure under pirates.

 

[calveless wonder]

i'm a pinja

 

[Tatyana]

I fly a pirate flag eveytime I go river rafting... Hangs off the back of the raft, eye patch optional.

I bet you smell too, cause pirates never wash.

Ninjas are sexy.

Pirates, rubbish fashion.

 

[*The_West*]

im a ninja, silent, and calculated, swift and deadly

 

[xrsist]

4. Ninjas can't swim.


4. Pirates wouldn't see ninjas coming.

is there a stealth boat your not telling us about?

 

[*The_West*]

ps good poll lol!

 

[javaguru]

 

[needtogetarmy]

Ninjas hands down!

 

[Tatyana]

i'm a pinja

Pfffffffffffffffffffft!

Sit on the fence much?

That is not worthy of Pirate OR Ninja.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I am a Pirate with a few ninja skills!!

 

[Tatyana]

is there a stealth boat your not telling us about?

Ninja secret, I would tell you but I would have to kill you then.

If you were Ninja, you would understand.

Actually, I might have to kill you anyway, as you are obviously a sneaky pirate.

 

[Stefka]

Pirate

 

[Tatyana]

Pirate

Finally, a worthy adversary

 

[Stefka]

I fly a pirate flag eveytime I go river rafting... Hangs off the back of the raft, eye patch optional.

I've done that.
I made my friends dress up like pirates and we attacked tourists with water guns.
It was quite fun.
We were quite drunk.

 

[stephen4327]

ninga

 

[dabuffguy]

pirates - l luv me rum

Yeah, you're a butt pirate.

How's the pillaging?

Just playin bro.





Me? I'm a ninja.

 

[canadianhitman]

Ninja

 

[jackangel]

this no question. a boat full of ninjas would annihilate a bunch of sloppy pirates.

also, they got sushi.

 

[nimbus]

 

[jackangel]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

 

[heatherrae]

I'm a pirate because I have lots of BOOTY!


ARGGHHHH...surrender the BOOTY!

 

[-Ariel-]

I wonder who it would be better to kick it with, pirate or ninja? Pirate would be more fun and entertaining talking about all the exploits at sea, I dunno if ninjas even talk, much less brag about past exploits... I think they just kill, but if you got into a tussle, the pirate who is more concerned -stereotypically- with self interest may not be the most loyal of dudes, while a ninja has definitely got your back. Tough call. I take the ninja, loyalty over entertainment.

 

[heatherrae]

Pirates would definitely be better lovers but terrible boyfriends.

I would rather date a ninja. He wouldn't talk during movies or sleep with my friends.

 

[b0und]

b0und (oh, but I'd be a pirate and kidnap the princess)

 

[heatherrae]

b0und (oh, but I'd be a pirate and kidnap the princess)

what the heck is that? lol.

 

[-Ariel-]

Pirates would definitely be better lovers but terrible boyfriends.

I would rather date a ninja. He wouldn't talk during movies or sleep with my friends.

+1 lol
Its not like you could accuse the ninja of giving you the silent treatment either... his demeanor would be the antithesis of a bunny on xyrem.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Pirates are the shizit!!

 

[nimbus]

Pirates would definitely be better lovers but terrible boyfriends.

I would rather date a ninja. He wouldn't talk during movies or sleep with my friends.

lol, if a ninja wanted seks he'd get in and get out without you noticing

 

[Beachboy6294]

lol, if a ninja wanted seks he'd get in and get out without you noticing

Yes because they have little peckers probably but us Pirates our hung like a ship!

 

[sugashane]

I'm a ninja, but hold a special place in my heart for the "angry pirate" lol

If you don't know what that is, click here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate

 

[sugashane]

Yes because they have little peckers probably but us Pirates our hung like a ship!

And you say that when you have such a small dingy??

 

[Tatyana]

Pirates smell and have fleas.

 

[sugashane]

Pirates smell and have fleas.

Now Tat's just getting personal. lol

 

[Beachboy6294]

Pirates smell and have fleas.

I don't have fleas!!!

 

[Tatyana]

I don't have fleas!!!

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft, a pirate without fleas? Unheard of.

Check behind your ears, in your socks or in your pants.

 

[sugashane]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft, a pirate without fleas? Unheard of.

Check behind your ears, in your socks or in your pants.

What if the have none of the above?

Oh.
Those aren't fleas in their pants.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft, a pirate without fleas? Unheard of.

Check behind your ears, in your socks or in your pants.

I found a tick behind my ears and a python somewhere else

 

[Tatyana]

What if the have none of the above?

Oh.
Those aren't fleas in their pants.

I was being polite.

Those would be crabs.

Dirty, disgusting, filthy, whoring animals = pirates

 

[Beachboy6294]

I was being polite.

Those would be crabs.

Dirty, disgusting, filthy, whoring animals = pirates

What is up with so many people being prejudice against Pirates?

 

[Tatyana]

What is up with so many people being prejudice against Pirates?

T

A little bit of deoderant goes a long way.

 

[mountain muscle]

I was being polite.

Those would be crabs.

Dirty, disgusting, filthy, whoring animals = pirates

That would make me a pirate.

Well booze, women, booze, guns, booze, ships did I mention booze? Those work too.

 

[Beachboy6294]

T

A little bit of deoderant goes a long way.

 

[heatherrae]

that would be me as a pirate.

 

[jackangel]

ninjas can control their ejaculate with precision. i.e. hit it raw dog all the time.

 

[-Ariel-]

ninjas can control their ejaculate with precision. i.e. hit it raw dog all the time.

+1 LoL... I think pirates get whiskey dick... not something I researched from the NIH, just a newb digression.

 

[heatherrae]

+1 LoL... I think pirates get whiskey dick... not something I researched from the NIH, just a newb digression.

Oh yeah, I didn't think of that! That further confirms my theory that ninjas are better bf's...lol.

 

[jackangel]

ninjas won't flip out if you fail to pick up quarters off the floor.

 

[-Ariel-]

Oh yeah, I didn't think of that! That further confirms my theory that ninjas are better bf's...lol.

Plus, I think in an argument Pirates say mean hurtful things and would prey on one's insecurities, While Ninja's kill for their master, I bet in an argument they retain reason and humility... again didn't get this from APA, or Days of Our Lives, just newb daydreaming at work.

 

[heatherrae]

ninjas won't flip out if you fail to pick up quarters off the floor.

would they expect me to make the bed? lol.

 

[-Ariel-]

Last newb digression, gotta start studlying for tonight's quiz over bullshit that is completely over my head... but I think pirates would prefer to have sex with lights on, while ninjas prefer lights off. And I bet pirates talk dirty, while Ninjas are completely silent... Again I have no academic journals researching this cultural phenomenon... just a totally random thought... Oh and I bet pirates leave right after, while Ninja's actually stay the night due to honor or maybe even affection, I'm not sure... thats if they don't have an assassination planned... great excuse though... sorry gotta go and disembowel a samurai... I think that sounds more valid than gotta get up early.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Oh yeah, I didn't think of that! That further confirms my theory that ninjas are better bf's...lol.

Heather that isn't true don't let them change that mind of yours!! That has never happened to me now coke cawk is different! lol

 

[Beachboy6294]

Last newb digression, gotta start studlying for tonight's quiz over bullshit that is completely over my head... but I think pirates would prefer to have sex with lights on, while ninjas prefer lights off. And I bet pirates talk dirty, while Ninjas are completely silent... Again I have no academic journals researching this cultural phenomenon... just a totally random thought... Oh and I bet pirates leave right after, while Ninja's actually stay the night due to honor or maybe even affection, I'm not sure... thats if they don't have an assassination planned... great excuse though... sorry gotta go and disembowel a samurai... I think that sounds more valid than gotta get up early.

I agree Pirates are way better in bed than ninja's!!! Who wants the lights off and pirates talk dirty and hit it right while ninjas want the lights off and don't talk at all which most women would find disturbing. Then ninja's hate snacks and cake because they have to stay lean and silent while Pirates love them and will rob other ships of all their desserts for their womenz!

 

[jackangel]

would they expect me to make the bed? lol.

ninjas don't sleep. they don't care about beds.

 

[Tatyana]

Oh yeah, I didn't think of that! That further confirms my theory that ninjas are better bf's...lol.

Ninja Dates

 

[Tatyana]

Ninja Love

 

[Beachboy6294]

Look what they did to this poor man's family

 

[Tatyana]

Look what they did to this poor man's family

Ooooooooooooops, I was hoping people wouldn't find out about that.

PMS =PreMenstralShuriken.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Ooooooooooooops, I was hoping people wouldn't find out about that.

PMS =PreMenstralShuriken.

I told you ninja's are bad and Pirates rule the ocean

 

[Kano]

pirates are known for being out to see to long and becoming a butt pirate. so ill be a ninja thank you

 

[Stefka]

I'm liking the pirate crew. We are a formidable bunch.

 

[Kano]

I'm liking the pirate crew. We are a formidable bunch.

ya butt pirates

 

[the_alcatraz]

shintos

 

[Kano]

shinobo

 

[the_alcatraz]

chernobel

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[Beachboy6294]

I'm liking the pirate crew. We are a formidable bunch.

See women like Pirates and we bring them out to the sea with us Kano

 

[the_alcatraz]

See women like Pirates and we bring them out to the sea with us Kano

i would go with pirates because i would get the bootie

 

[Stefka]

See women like Pirates and we bring them out to the sea with us Kano

I dont like pirates, I am a pirate - dammit.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I dont like pirates, I am a pirate - dammit.

wtf?

 

[Stefka]

wtf?

I have a super awesome pirate costume.
I need to get a parrot.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I have a super awesome pirate costume.
I need to get a parrot.

do you have the booty?

 

[Stefka]

do you have the booty?

Like you would not believe.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Like you would not believe.

:wooooooooooooooooooood:

 

[Tatyana]

I have a super awesome pirate costume.
I need to get a parrot.

Useless without pics

Ninja style-ish costumes, FAR sexier, more modern and I am sure pirates don't have perfume

 

[Beachboy6294]

I dont like pirates, I am a pirate - dammit.

Yes I love women pirates!!!

 

[Stefka]

Useless without pics

Ninja style-ish costumes, FAR sexier, more modern and I am sure pirates don't have perfume

You could so not be a ninja in that. Way too conspicuous.
Pirates can be as gaudy as they want to be.
Lots of jewels, lots of props, lots of tats. Awesomeness.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Tat, is that you in the picture?

 

[Beachboy6294]

Useless without pics

Ninja style-ish costumes, FAR sexier, more modern and I am sure pirates don't have perfume

How are ninja costumes sexier when all you can see is their eyes!! Pirates are the shizit!!

 

[Kano]

i like wome pirates as well

 

[the_alcatraz]

How are ninja costumes sexier when all you can see is their eyes!! Pirates are the shizit!!

OMGosh!

 

[Beachboy6294]

OMGosh!

Those two are in the Pirates of the Caribbean porn movie!! I have it on dvd

 

[Tatyana]

How are ninja costumes sexier when all you can see is their eyes!! Pirates are the shizit!!

I'm sorry, yes it is a cute outfit but her arms would break if she picked up a pistol or a sword.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I'm sorry, yes it is a cute outfit but her arms would break if she picked up a pistol or a sword.

Not if she picked up a pork sword lol

 

[Beachboy6294]

 

[-Ariel-]

Pirates would definitely be better lovers but terrible boyfriends.

I would rather date a ninja. He wouldn't talk during movies or sleep with my friends.

Daydreamed this while working information desk, Pirates while they party hard, are lousy lovers would have no stamina due to bad diet and alcohol intake, only want to please themselves during sex, sex is definitely not intimacy... they only want to get off, Ninjas on the other hand have a the physical prowess that corresponds with the beauty of a completely unified, silent, powerful mind and spirit. Ninjas I bet are tantric and can go all night. Ninjas dig on and respect intimacy as an aspect of harmony due to some shinto or taoist shit that guides them. I bet Ninjas respect women more than pirates do too... damn I wanna be a ninja now

 

[Beachboy6294]

Daydreamed this while working information desk, Pirates while they party hard, are lousy lovers would have no stamina due to bad diet and alcohol intake, only want to please themselves during sex, sex is definitely not intimacy... they only want to get off, Ninjas on the other hand have a the physical prowess that corresponds with the beauty of a completely unified, silent, powerful mind and spirit. Ninjas I bet are tantric and can go all night. Ninjas dig on and respect intimacy as an aspect of harmony due to some shinto or taoist shit that guides them. I bet Ninjas respect women more than pirates do too... damn I wanna be a ninja now

I really thought you knew everything til you picked ninjas over Pirates! lol