Once again, I bagged another Internet Plumper last night

[Hannibal]

lol well done, dave. good to see you back in action.

And yet another Elite tradition lives on...

 

[Staind]

Note to self: Sign up for as many internet dating services as possible...

 

[-SD-]

Note to self: Sign up for as many internet dating services as possible...

You dont just sign up and start getting laid. Its an art form that requires highly honed precision skills. I can show you the way to achieve true internet dating zen.

 

[Frackal]

I want to challenge hucks wife to a boxing match

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I want to challenge hucks wife to a boxing match

Careful,she's the RJ jr of hitting below the belt.

 

[sk*]

5'4 150?

Damn I love my girlfriend, she is like 5'6 120 or something lbs and she thinks she is fat.

-sk

 

[plornive]

You dont just sign up and start getting laid. Its an art form that requires highly honed precision skills. I can show you the way to achieve true internet dating zen.

It's an art form that, once mastered, is as reliable as death and taxes. Almost like ordering a pizza!

 

[sk*]

Actually before my girlfriend I used to that internet meeting thing. I always met girls near me (would never fly to see one in another state or anything, lol) and they were all hot as fuck. Met them all on yahoo or aol chat rooms (mostly yahoo). It became so easy after a while, cause I could talk very easilly online and once I knew they liked me it became cake face to face.

-sk

 

[Big Johnson]

For some reason this thread made me begin contemplating suicide

 

[justyxxxx]

You know, if I can't get laid by driving no more than 10 minutes, buying them a Route 44 Sonic drink at the drive-thru, and getting off in twenty minutes from them giving me head and licking the platter clean so that I don't have to rinse off, then it's a wasted date. To each his own though, or whatever the fuck that saying is.