Once again, I bagged another Internet Plumper last night

[-SD-]

I just couldnt help myself, her tits so big, ass so round. She was a good little trooper giving head for so long and hard. 5'4" about a buck fifty, 38DDD. Pussy was ultra tight and wet for some reason, guess she hasnt got cock in a long time or whatever. I got her to put out on the first date....of course. Guess she will make a good backup plan when the other bitches arent available. Looks like Im back to my old form, bruhs.

 

[Raina]

Just be careful.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

No shame brother,as long as they're good to you...I would take a sweet plumper who knew how to treat a man over some supermodel bitch who had the typical,"I'm the center of my whole universe"attitude any day.

 

[Staind]

What site/service etc do you use to meet these "plumpers"?

 

[Frackal]

I'd like to bang raina. What do you think raina? Coloradan summers are ... actually who cares what they're like, I have a swamp cooler in my room - various lotions and an original hoover vacuum.

 

[-SD-]

What site/service etc do you use to meet these "plumpers"?

matchmaker.com
match.com
adultfriendfinder.com

 

[Raina]

Are you callin' me a "plumper" Frack?? lol

 

[Frackal]

No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love


Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love


Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

It only cost me about 2 gallons of gas to drive to the girls appartment, and back. otherwise.. free. Oh, and the girl was from matchdoctor.com

 

[-SD-]

No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love


Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

Total monetary layout to achieve coitus:
Drinks at Cool River Bar: 9.75$
She bought me Burger King when we were done screwing: $3.65
9.75-3.65= $6.10

Total cost effectiveness of objective seeked is therefore maximized.