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Ok, Mario Batali is EXPLODING! WHAT A LARD ASSS!

ChefWide

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Holy shit, Mario is a fucking tub of goo!

Had dinner with him and tom a couple years back, and he was a fat fucker but now!!?!?? He lost his neck! It's nothing but chins!



It saddens me to see somebody ya know totally lose control of their girth. Sad.
 
I ate at his restaurant when he was there a few months ago in NYC. He is a fat fuck, isn't he. But shit, probably a happy fat fuck.
 
OMG, YES!!!

One of his former restaurants is my favorite in New York - Po. I have yet to eat at any of his other places.

You know whose restuarant sucks?? Bobby Flay!! I didn't like the menu at Mesa Grill at all.

Was going to go see Paula Deen in October at her place in Savannah, GA, but I'm heading to New York instead. Maybe I will try one of Mario's restuarants.
 
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Po?

Used to stop there for gnocci after closing shop at my place, mario was always open late. His wife is the bucks, her family IS 'Coach Farms'... big coin.
 
Years of :frsty: and :beer: will do that to you. I tell ya what, Mario can party broham. That fuck had me fucked up a few nights!!! :Chef: :tuc:
 
ChefWide said:
Po?

Used to stop there for gnocci after closing shop at my place, mario was always open late. His wife is the bucks, her family IS 'Coach Farms'... big coin.

No. The one I want to go to is starts with an E. Its on 9th Avenue and is tailored towards seafood (I think).
 
ChefWide said:
Po?

Used to stop there for gnocci after closing shop at my place, mario was always open late. His wife is the bucks, her family IS 'Coach Farms'... big coin.


No, it started with an O. Near Washington Park. Great wine list.
 
chefbone said:
Years of :frsty: and :beer: will do that to you. I tell ya what, Mario can party broham. That fuck had me fucked up a few nights!!! :Chef: :tuc:


Dude, he could huff it like a pro, but nobody but nobody plowed the streets like the Burkster.. holy shit.

:lmao:
 
KillahBee said:
No, it started with an O. Near Washington Park. Great wine list.

Is he talking to you or me??


Chef, he doesn't own Po anymore.

KB, you have to take your next date to Po. Great food & wine. Ask for the table in front of the window (its a private table - all of the other tables are right on top of each other - its a small place). Its off of Bleecker Street in the Village.
 
ChefWide said:
Dude, he could huff it like a pro, but nobody but nobody plowed the streets like the Burkster.. holy shit.

:lmao:
Fuggin' aye.......Are you talkin' about D. Burk :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
Fuggin' aye.......Are you talkin' about D. Burk :Chef: :tuc:

Yah, he was sous at the River when i was there. What a fucking kitchen Man: Gerry, Steelman, Burk, Rick L., Rich Leach, Charlie (of course) and the list goes on. Great times, no shit.
 
I saw a fat guy at popeyes the other day
 
nycgirl said:
OMG, YES!!!

One of his former restaurants is my favorite in New York - Po. I have yet to eat at any of his other places.

You know who's restuarant sucks?? Bobby Flay!! I didn't like the menu at Mesa Grill at all.

Was going to go see Paula Deen in October at her place in Savannah, GA, but I'm heading to New York instead. Maybe I will try one of Mario's restuarants.

I was going to mention that fuktard Flay but nevermind.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
I was going to mention that fuktard Flay but nevermind.
That fuck partied me to oblivian the first time I met him. Mario's cool to hang with, Bobby is a shit-bag! :Chef: :tuc:
 
You know who has a wonderful place, Chef Prudhomme. OMG!!! I nearly exploded after eating at his place in New Orleans. The Bourbon Pecan Pie w/ Bourbon flavored whip cream was absolutely to die for.

Oh, and the guy from Iron Chef, I said Hello to him when he worked at Nobu, is nice.
 
i like the eye talian chick on the food network...man is she smokin..and used to watch the other one Indian, Padma Lacksme, that is married to Salman Rushdie...both are hot!!!
 
Frisky said:
I saw a fat guy at popeyes the other day

My sister, thank you!



Dear God I thought I was robert klein in that episode of Twilight Zone where suddenly everyone in the world is speaking gibberish. NYC and Cheffy, I love you both, but can it with the patrician gayness.
 
RottenWillow said:
My sister, thank you!



Dear God I thought I was robert klein in that episode of Twilight Zone where suddenly everyone in the world is speaking gibberish. NYC and Cheffy, I love you both, but can it with the patrician gayness.


Look, Cat-o-Ninetails,

Its my life, ya know? Do i give you crap sandwiches for all that carbeurator super uber hemmi horsepower claptrap?

:D
 
BTW, ChefBone, Flay married a buddy a mine years ago and promptly cheated on her like the first month they were married and left her high and dry. Nice. He's a tool.
 
ChefWide said:
BTW, ChefBone, Flay married a buddy a mine years ago and promptly cheated on her like the first month they were married and left her high and dry. Nice. He's a tool.
Yeah he's a shit bag bro. Had dinner and drinks with him a few times. He's all high and mighty. I started pounding him with Chef Water's and after about 5 or 6, he broke out the reinforcements. Fuckin pansy. It sucks he did that to your friend bro. :Chef: :tuc:
 
yeah good times good times

I remember back in the day when me and the Frugal Gourmet used to raise hell and cruise for broads. that dude was a wildman. That one time we partied as Justin Wilson's house....holy shit!
 
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