Note to self: Don't let the squirrels in

[puddlemonkey]

So I'm camped out at my desk here at work when I see a squirrel at the front door. He looked so cute with his little front feet pressed up against the door looking through the glass. I walked over to the door and he scurried off towards the big tree outside. I propped the door open in case he was curious and went back to my desk. A few minutes later he cautiously crept up to the door and made his way inside. BIG MISTAKE!

One of my employees was outside (damn smokers!) and saw the door open and shut it. This made the squirrel go into full fledged panic mode! I just spent the last hour trying to get this squirrel out of the building. Those little fuckers are fast! And they don't exactly herd like cattle.

 

[jnevin]

You probably got rabies. Should go well with your full blown AIDS.

 

[chris302001]

Lmao!

 

[-Ariel-]

I thought you were speaking like metaphorically...
Hilarious, squirrels, such nervous little fuckers, look at the way they eat...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I thought you were speaking like metaphorically...
Hilarious, squirrels, such nervous little fuckers, look at the way they eat...

They crack me up (unlike jnev), I'll bring some shelled peanuts to work for them and they'll go and quickly bury each one before rushing back for more. I don't think those little fuckers even remember where they're burying this shit because I've never seen one dig any up.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You probably got rabies. Should go well with your full blown AIDS.

I think the syphilis I have cancels those two out.

 

[lostinfitness]

hahaha you got me going good lmao

 

[-Ariel-]

They crack me up (unlike jnev), I'll bring some shelled peanuts to work for them and they'll go and quickly bury each one before rushing back for more. I don't think those little fuckers even remember where they're burying this shit because I've never seen one dig any up.

You rock
lmao...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't know how anyone could hate squirrels, they're soooooooooooooooooo cute!

 

[string_bean00]

I always feed those little fuckers.

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[Mr. dB]

I hate squirrels, they're tree rats. No one would think they were cute if they didn't have bushy tails.

I hate pigeons worse though.

But then I live three stories up, so my window level is up in the treetops where these vermin live and work.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I always feed those little fuckers.

I have some at home too. I buy corn cobs, put a spike through it and hang it on the fence. The squirrels and birds love that shit! They'll strip it bare every couple days and I'll go put a new one up. I wouldn't want to know of a world without squirrels.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hate squirrels, they're tree rats. No one would think they were cute if they didn't have bushy tails.

Blasphemy!!!

 

[bw1]

^^^^^You should dress up as a squirel for halloween^^^^^^^

 

[puddlemonkey]

^^^^^You should dress up as a squirel for halloween^^^^^^^

And you should go as a peanut

 

[bw1]

And you should go as a peanut

YouTube - My Planters Peanuts Commercial

 

[puddlemonkey]

And you should go as a peanut

Do I always sound this gay?

 

[layinback]

Do I always sound this gay?

no, you usually sound much gayer.


btw is squirrel code for " latino boy with a giant cock"?

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

I don't know how anyone could hate squirrels, they're soooooooooooooooooo cute!

for an occasional dutch bag your sweet bro

 

[puddlemonkey]

I like animals far more than people.

 

[nimbus]

LMFAO @ this entire thread...honestly this kind of stuff is why i am so addicted to C&C

 

[NEO1]

 

[NEO1]

And while the above video is cute, this one is just downright hillarious

 

[Arabian]

Puddle.. you are crazy as hell.mao..lolololololol rolflmao