No one is going to believe this one!!!!

[freak daddy]

I'm sitting here typing on the computer when all of the sudden i hear this noise! Then out of the blue a fucking bird flies out of nowhere and tries to fucking attack me! I nearly shit all over myself, and pissed myself on top of that! The damn bird kept flying full bore into this big mirror i have in the room! Nearly knocking it's dumbass out! Finally i was able to apprehend the damn bird when it finally knocked itself silly for the third time! Holy Shit my heart is still pounding!

 

[8-]]

Typing on the computer, got into a flap, dropped a bird.

 

[WarriorPL]

OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DID YOU REALLY PISS YOUR PANTS!??? hAHHAHAHAHAHA


~WizKid

 

[WODIN]

Was it a sparrow?

 

[Gilbyag]

LOL! big freak daddy skayud of da wittle bioyed... LOL!

 

[freak daddy]

OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DID YOU REALLY PISS YOUR PANTS!??? hAHHAHAHAHAHA


~WizKid

No WizKId, just about though!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

Was it a sparrow?

is this a steven king reference?

 

[freak daddy]

Was it a sparrow?

I'm not sure WODIN! Mutha came out of nowhere!
Uhh, I was'nt scared Gilbyag!

 

[WODIN]

Little brownish in color, with small white spots? Sparrow.

No king ref, just that time of year.

 

[freak daddy]

That's what it probably was WODIN!