Newbie!

[AAP]

We tried, she cried. It just wouldn't fit.

Brutha, you gotta make her bite down and don't take NO for an answer.

 

[AAP]

Try a butt plug first, do the double penetration thing.

Nuh-uh. Don't do this. Had a friend that tried this once... wife said she prefered the butt plug. It had more personality.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I have NO respect for people with cartoon characters in their avatar.

BTW.....Wodin started it.

If you are trying to hurt my feelings, it worked. Now I have to poop because you made me feel anxious.

 

[AAP]

congratulations on turning yet another thread into your not so thinly veiled blatant infatuation with homosexuality and anal sex.

Boy, I showed up late huh? The damage was already done by the time I got here.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Nuh-uh. Don't do this. Had a friend that tried this once... wife said she prefered the butt plug. It had more personality.

and it tatsed better as well

 

[beastboy]

Brutha, you gotta make her bite down and don't take NO for an answer.

We both were very intoxicated and she still cried.

 

[AAP]

We both were very intoxicated and she still cried.

Dude, a drunk NEVER cries. She was choking on her laughs..

 

[HumorMe]

Isn't this newbie gonna be surprised to find out we turned his "welcome thread" into a "how to have anal sex thread."

Par for the course!

 

[beastboy]

Dude, a drunk NEVER cries. She was choking on her laughs..

I wish that was the case with her.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Blood?

Was there slippage?