Newbie!

[Bbigsomeday]

Newbie here! Just thought I'd say hello to you all. Been lurking for a while and thought I'd finally join. From what I have read, and seen, I wont be posting any pics for a LONG time! I've only been lifting for a year or so, and haven't been true to form (taking a week off here and there), so I really am not truely dedicated. Maybe that will change soon. I train at the gym at work and will soon be moving to a "real" gym. To much of a social club for me! Hope to learn as much as possible here, and I really don't know all that much when it comes to lifting, so don't take my silence as anti-socialness. Thanks and Peace!

 

[Bbigsomeday]

Wahoo! Coool, ummmm, I mean.... I'll avoid them at all cost

 

[WODIN]

Welcome. Dartooth is just bustin on these guys cause none of them would do a double dicking on him. They're gayer than AAP.

 

[strider364]

You can check out any time, but can never leave.

 

[beastboy]

Welcome, make sure not to talk to the following: beastboy, The Nature Boy, HG Pennypacker, and The Project. They have some weird sexual cult, and if you talk to them, they interpret it as sexual, in ANY way, shape, or form.

It is called getting laid (by a woman). Darktoot should try it sometime.

 

[WODIN]

It is called getting laid (by a woman). Darktoot should try it sometime.

You gotten in your wife's backdoor yet?

 

[beastboy]

You gotten in your wife's backdoor yet?

NO, the tramp hurt her back last night doing squats. It was a no go on any play last night. She made me rub her back!

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!

Is she just against the whole idea?

 

[beastboy]

LOL!!!!

Is she just against the whole idea?

We tried, she cried. It just wouldn't fit.

 

[WODIN]

Try a butt plug first, do the double penetration thing.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Welcome. Within 3 weeks, you'll be fatter, weaker, dumber, and much, much gayer than you are already.

Congrats for finding the site.

 

[beastboy]

Try a butt plug first, do the double penetration thing.

That is my idea too. We'll go another round. IT was the first time we tried it in the 9 years we have been together.

I think we need some porn to for demonstration purposes.

 

[notoriousQQ]

congratulations on turning yet another thread into your not so thinly veiled blatant infatuation with homosexuality and anal sex.

 

[Hengst]

Try a butt plug first, do the double penetration thing.

NO !! lots of lubricant (try KY) and your fingers first. Get some amyl nitrate and have her take a hit just as you are about to penetrate. You need to loosen her up a bit first. remember, that opening is not really designed for entry. Pretty soon you will be sliding your whole fist and forearm up there !!!

 

[beastboy]

congratulations on turning yet another thread into your not so thinly veiled blatant infatuation with homosexuality and anal sex.

Who are talking to?

 

[notoriousQQ]

Whoever thought that I was talking to them and then replied to see if they were right.

 

[beastboy]

Whoever thought that I was talking to them and then replied to see if they were right.

I have NO respect for people with cartoon characters in their avatar.

BTW.....Wodin started it.

 

[HumorMe]

Pretty soon you will be sliding your whole fist and forearm up there !!!

I don't think I could look at my wife the same way again if I did this.

Beastboy, try a shoe horn.

 

[beastboy]

Beastboy, try a shoe horn.

LMAO! Picturing it right now, and the look on my wife's face.

 

[PoyeBoy]

sometimes I wonder why I still come hear

 

[AAP]

We tried, she cried. It just wouldn't fit.

Brutha, you gotta make her bite down and don't take NO for an answer.

 

[AAP]

Try a butt plug first, do the double penetration thing.

Nuh-uh. Don't do this. Had a friend that tried this once... wife said she prefered the butt plug. It had more personality.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I have NO respect for people with cartoon characters in their avatar.

BTW.....Wodin started it.

If you are trying to hurt my feelings, it worked. Now I have to poop because you made me feel anxious.

 

[AAP]

congratulations on turning yet another thread into your not so thinly veiled blatant infatuation with homosexuality and anal sex.

Boy, I showed up late huh? The damage was already done by the time I got here.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Nuh-uh. Don't do this. Had a friend that tried this once... wife said she prefered the butt plug. It had more personality.

and it tatsed better as well

 

[beastboy]

Brutha, you gotta make her bite down and don't take NO for an answer.

We both were very intoxicated and she still cried.

 

[AAP]

We both were very intoxicated and she still cried.

Dude, a drunk NEVER cries. She was choking on her laughs..

 

[HumorMe]

Isn't this newbie gonna be surprised to find out we turned his "welcome thread" into a "how to have anal sex thread."

Par for the course!

 

[beastboy]

Dude, a drunk NEVER cries. She was choking on her laughs..

I wish that was the case with her.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Blood?

Was there slippage?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

LMAO

Best Thread Ever.

I mean it this time.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Brutha, you gotta make her bite down and don't take NO for an answer.

Crying is going to be a part of the package deal for anal (w/ a girl) for the first time from my experience. Whenever I first violated my ladies poop shoot she initially asked me to stop, clinched the old butt cheeks together hard, started to whimper/cry. Basically, that just meant stop inserting/pushing it in until she caught her breath for me cuz like AAP no isn't an acceptable answer. But, after being all the way in she said that the initial pain was gone and it still hurt a little bit but it was in a really good way.

BB have her do some shampoo bottle squats in the shower to help stretch her backdoor.

 

[TheProject]

I have NO respect for people with cartoon characters in their avatar.

Yeah, yeah, whatever buttboy. I think you had a cartoon avatar for a while.

 

[PoyeBoy]

BB have her do some shampoo bottle squats in the shower to help stretch her backdoor.

shampoo bottle squats, you have to stress the poo to get the stretch

 

[beastboy]

Yeah, yeah, whatever buttboy. I think you had a cartoon avatar for a while.

Only because I didn't want to hurt your toddler feelings.



I told her she needs to work on it without me. I don't like seeing her in so much pain. I can't help it, God blessed me.

 

[AAP]

Just do what I do.... if they start to cry and squeal.. just threaten to go to the mall and pass flyers out about how much of a little pig they were.

 

[Bbigsomeday]

Isn't this newbie gonna be surprised to find out we turned his "welcome thread" into a "how to have anal sex thread."

Par for the course!

Naw, not surprised! You forget, I've been lurking for a while so I kind of expected it.

As for HG P's comment about being, I believe he said "fatter, weaker and gayer"? Well, the first thing I thougt of was, "Speaking from experience?" But then I thought, "Naw better not. Don't want to start a war all ready. Expecially being a newbie!"

Peace!

 

[MFMan]

Welcome.