Need Help: Asking Girl Out Tonight

[HappyScrappy]

say this and she will melt in your arms, "hey, you know you really don't sweat much for a fat chick."

 

[Liberator]

lol

you could also say as an addition to that:

but if you wouldnt mind standing in a frying pan while we get to it, I can put it in the fridge and have it with my bacon sandwich later

ewwwww

 

[Warik]

Don't bother. All she's gonna do is get a free movie and probably some free dinner and some more free stuff if you take her out again until she gets bored. Waste of time and money. Go watch the movie by yourself and pick up a prostitute on the way home.

-Warik

 

[supersizeme]

seriously i think your best bet is when she answers the phone, pull out your rod and just start rubbing it all over the phone so that it produces some sort of static noise. then when she asks wtf that noise is just say oh nothing it's just my cock. at this point you should be good to go on asking her out. i've used this like 80 times, it's almost automatic.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Talk with her and say...Would you like to go see (insert movie name) with me tonight?...

WHEN she says yes....say..great can I pick you up at (insert time)....

key is be clear and confident and you can't lose....

good luck!!! We want the results tommorow......

 

[HappyScrappy]

Don't bother. All she's gonna do is get a free movie and probably some free dinner and some more free stuff if you take her out again until she gets bored. Waste of time and money. Go watch the movie by yourself and pick up a prostitute on the way home.

this sounds like it is spoken with the confidence of experience.

 

[Liberator]

Make sure its a porno

that way you dont lose out

 

[Latimer]

Talk with her and say...Would you like to go see (Edward Penishands 2) with me tonight?...

WHEN she says yes....say..great can I pick you up at (3 am, after i'm nice and loaded)....

key is be clear and confident and you can't lose....

good luck!!! We want the results tommorow......

 

[Hannibal]

Talk with her and say...Would you like to go see (insert movie name) with me tonight?...

WHEN she says yes....say..great can I pick you up at (insert time)....

key is be clear and confident and you can't lose....

Sooooooooo AGENT, Would you like to go see (Swordfish) with me tonight?...

great can I pick you up at (8:00)....

WOW, this is so much easier when you follow the script

Smooth

 

[Warik]

this sounds like it is spoken with the confidence of experience.

The accuracy of your assumptions is, as usual, paramount.

-Warik