My Roid Rage Story At McDonalds

[Citruscide]

Well, as you know... I've had some problems with my anger... I have brutally beaten my shirt on several occasions.... and I am questioning if I am a bit edgy?

So, I get done with my workout with my friend "Buddy"... we have just got done throwing around the 5lb dumbbells, picking up some barbells and shit... man, we were SPENT... So I turn to Buddy and say ... "Hey Buddy, the fat in my belly is getting Lonely?" and he goes "Yeah, let's hit McDonalds"

So, we there there and the lady goes "Hey, you two scrawny bitchclowns... what do you want?" -- I turn and say... "I'd like 2 french fries, 1/2 of a burger patty and just pour come coke in my hands"

She's like "WHAT?! THAT LITTLE?!" I'm like "Yeah bitch, i'm not that hungrY!" -- fucking stupid McDonalds people... geesh

So, Buddy gets the same thing, we wolf down the calories man... and we are staggering out and I notice my FUCKING SHIRT has katchup on it... WHAT THE FUCK! It's last straw time boys and girls... I take my shirt off go into the restroom and attempt to drown it in the toilet... but then, the LARGE meal I ate starts coming up... and I HURL all over... and so does Buddy...

The manager comes out and says "you guys can't come around here no more... and you don't even have a shirt" -- so I say "DAMNIT! MY FUCKING SHIRT KEEPS SCREWING ME!!!"

Fuck, can you believe those guys at McDonalds?? And my shirt??

C

 

[bwood]

attention everyone...

stay away from the brown acid...

 

[kronk]

Damn C, I told you not to tell that story. Now everyone knows my real name. Grrrrrr.

That fucking shirt is starting to piss me off bro, I am telling you. We need to take it out to the desert next month before the "O" and bury or burn that motherfucker.

 

[Citruscide]

Damn C, I told you not to tell that story. Now everyone knows my real name. Grrrrrr.

That fucking shirt is starting to piss me off bro, I am telling you. We need to take it out to the desert next month before the "O" and bury or burn that motherfucker.

We have to keep the "shirt burning" on the down low... I suspect a coup between the other fabrics and I am even suspecting a pair of pants or two!

I'm glad to see that someone can appreciate my parody of the othre guys thread.

C -- I do love making fun of roid rage threads.

 

[crimson coal]

Funny stuff CC..So true about those Rage threads. I laugh everytime I see one too. What kind of name is Nobby? Or is the guy saying it a hair lip? What does a Hair Lip dog say? Mark! Mark! mark!

 

[Citruscide]

Funny stuff CC..So true about those Rage threads. I laugh everytime I see one too. What kind of name is Nobby? Or is the guy saying it a hair lip? What does a Hair Lip dog say? Mark! Mark! mark!

I don't know, but I usually make it a point to poke funnies at every RR story on the board, as I think they are absoloutely rediculous... I get LESS angry when on a cycle... because I'm happy... and I'm making gains and such... I'm more pissed off OFF cycle... shit, AS CALM me down.

C

 

[Bikini Mod]

I wish that I could see more stuff like this from you C.

I much prefer to smile.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like the "2 fries and pour some coke in my hands"

 

[crimson coal]

I'm same way..When on cycle my mood is up because I feel better about myself because I know I am growing and my sex drive is way up. I love everybody when I am on and my mood shows it. I Guess it is an age and maturity factor.

 

[starfish]

Citruscide comes off as being a he-man woman hater..

But he is really a softy...