my problem with gash owners

[Gambino]

i never follow through...i get nervous and squeal like a schoolgirl, get stoned, and lose the balls i got...thus when i run into said gash, they hate me for never returning their calls.
it's like i want a gf, then i get one and i miss being a single slacker.

fuck

got a hottie coming to stay with me this weekend...i should be thinking about the fun we are going to have. she is pretty cool, real hott, and likes to party.
but my thinking is like fuck, now i have to entertain all weekend. and i won't be able to sleep in, never can sleep with randoms.
a niglet just cannot win

 

[eat big]

Don't get stoned.

 

[Gambino]

Don't get stoned.

then how am i supposed to get out of bed?

 

[eat big]

then how am i supposed to get out of bed?

Take some stimulants and some levitra/viagra.

 

[Gambino]

Take some stimulants and some levitra/viagra.

i wish i had some, proly could use the extra boost.
fuck stimulants i hate them

 

[string_bean00]

if she staying with for the whole weekend is she really a 'random'?

 

[KillahBee]

Dude, pretend she is a fucking friend. Chicks are people. If you're all weird or nervous she will feel that energy and it will make her all weird and nervous and then the whole thing is shot to shit. Just have fun - she sounds like a fun chick.




And if that don't work, answer the door in your visor and adult diapers. Then shit on the bitch and fuck her 1987 Chevy Tahoe tailpipe

 

[nimbus]

ha, i can picture you singing Freebird to yourself while you sit on EF all day in a bbq sauce stained wife beater

 

[Gambino]

if she staying with for the whole weekend is she really a 'random'?

a random in the sense i don't truely know her...i've just hung out with her on a few occasions over the years. young gal, 23, nice figure 8.

killah what it comes down to is this i'm finding out, i'm anti-social and shy away from most peeps, gal or guy.
i didn't always used to be, but i guess it's my fate

 

[KillahBee]

killah what it comes down to is this i'm finding out, i'm anti-social and shy away from most peeps, gal or guy.
i didn't always used to be, but i guess it's my fate

that's a crock of shit, partner. nobody is anything unless you want to be. you can be as social as you want - it just takes a mindset change and a little work.

 

[Wulfgar]

L maybe just pretend u 2 are naked
makes me more comfortable. I pretty much see everyone naked in my daily life.

 

[Gambino]

that's a crock of shit, partner. nobody is anything unless you want to be. you can be as social as you want - it just takes a mindset change and a little work.

but i don't want to change, perfectly content



lol @ nimbus talking shit, I wear a shirt and tie everyday....but i'd rather wear a bbq sauce tee as opposed to a camel dung turban like you wear

 

[KillahBee]

but i don't want to change, perfectly content

well shit, keep on living the good life then maing.

 

[nimbus]

but i don't want to change, perfectly content



lol @ nimbus talking shit, I wear a shirt and tie everyday....but i'd rather wear a bbq sauce tee as opposed to a camel dung turban like you wear

what you wear is irrelevant, the point is that you're crying about how you can't be tied down by a girl but you post here nonstop

 

[Gambino]

what you wear is irrelevant, the point is that you're crying about how you can't be tied down by a girl but you post here nonstop

cause i'm at work smart guy

 

[nimbus]

they have computers at k-mart?

 

[Gambino]

they have computers at k-mart?

yep i run the scanner

you seem tense bor, and quite dry and monotone.
i think your a douche and you think the same of me.
we leave it at that.
now leave this thread if you have nothing to contribute
besides elmentary-ish disses

 

[nimbus]

lol its all good, i just wanted to get my shot in for the sultan k bomb

anyway i feel like when a girl you really like comes along you don't worry about everything you're giving up to be with her because your so happy about it. The problem i have is like 6 months down the line when the feelings just totally die, and then there's a slow decline leading to a messy break up. But until then just do your thing and don't worry about girls; all my best memories are chilling with my boys anyway.

awesome, my paragraph started and ended with anyway. enjoy your thread

 

[Gambino]

lol its all good, i just wanted to get my shot in for the sultan k bomb

anyway i feel like when a girl you really like comes along you don't worry about everything you're giving up to be with her because your so happy about it. The problem i have is like 6 months down the line when the feelings just totally die, and then there's a slow decline leading to a messy break up. But until then just do your thing and don't worry about girls; all my best memories are chilling with my boys anyway.

awesome, my paragraph started and ended with anyway. enjoy your thread

lol yep that's about the cycle of a relationship
sure is fun the first few months and that's why we
keep coming back.
i have a feeling i'm gonna date this broad
and in six months we'll hate each other olol

 

[nimbus]

lol yep that's about the cycle of a relationship
sure is fun the first few months and that's why we
keep coming back.
i have a feeling i'm gonna date this broad
and in six months we'll hate each other olol

do you kinda feel like each new time it's never as good as the last? i don't understand how people get married. maybe it's like cutting your losses before you never want anything to do with girls again

 

[Gambino]

do you kinda feel like each new time it's never as good as the last? i don't understand how people get married. maybe it's like cutting your losses before you never want anything to do with girls again

nah maing, i think everytime gets better

 

[Whiskey]

punch her in the face. After that, you will feel bad for it and form a bond with her.... or, she takes the hit and kicks you in the nutz. Either way, it's a good way to break the ice and have something to talk about. ;-)

Just tell her exactly how you feel. It worked for a good friend of mine. But this might be a different scenario

Whiskey

 

[ortiz34]

Dude, PLEASE take your bare ass down. Thx from all straight EF men.

 

[JayC9]

Build yourself a Cameron Hooker box bed for the best of both worlds.

 

[Gambino]

deal is signed, sealed and delivered.
crazy night

 

[KillahBee]

 

[Gambino]

you ever have a sexual encounter that makes you feel like a rockstar?
like you're hittin it with complete control and domination?
that was me last night @ 3am, rawking like peter north
just call me daddy

 

[pintoca]

I'd say the same thing string would say

but you ain't doing none of that so I'll save it