Becoming said:
here is a page of lebanese jokes, but none of them are very funny...
http://www.cedarseed.com/lebhumor.html
this one is kind of funny, although yeah I think these would be more funny if we knew about lebanese people:
Tony, a Lebanese businessman, talks to his son.
Tony: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride
Tony: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter
Son: Well, in that case...
Next Tony approaches Bill Gates
Tony: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry
Tony: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...
Finally Tony goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Tony: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Tony: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case.....