My boss/dad just gave me a 7 day cruise out of boston

[Smurfy]

No, here is the kicker
We are gonna close down for that week (4th of July /always really slow)
and my parents are coming with us along with my brother, his wife and his 3 y/o son
We have joining rooms so my mom can take care of the baby while I look for drunk AAPs to fondle

haha awesome. sounds like a blast!

 

[jnevin]

I hate that feeling after a cruise when you'll just be standing still on land and for no reason feel the need to check your balance because you were used to the boat moving.

 

[ortiz34]

I hate that feeling after a cruise when you'll just be standing still on land and for no reason feel the need to check your balance because you were used to the boat moving.

I concur

 

[75th]

I hope said butt pirates ass rape you until their dicks hit your lunch.

 

[digimon7068]

working on a lobster boat isn't a f00king "cruise" guido

 

[ortiz34]

working on a lobster boat isn't a f00king "cruise" guido

I am allergic to Lobstaaah

 

[digimon7068]

I am allergic to Lobstaaah

now you're just being shellfish. . .

 

[ortiz34]

now you're just being shellfish. . .

perfect comeback

 

[digimon7068]

perfect comeback

i got's teh wisenheimer's gene. . .it's hereditary. . .i come from a long line of smartasses. . .

 

[Razorguns]

Unless you go with a huge group, 7 days is just too fuckkng long. I'd go stir-crazy.

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