Mugshot and police affidavit of kitty-frying asshole

[BaBa-BooeY]

Meet Charles Benoit. The 24-year-old was just charged with felony animal abuse for allegedly burning a seven-week-old kitten on a barbecue grill. According to this probable cause affidavit, a neighbor recently spotted Benoit and friends charcoaling the tabby, named Lucky, in the courtyard of a Liberty, Missouri housing complex. The animal has since been euthanized. Benoit, who has previously been convicted of theft, marijuana possession, disorderly conduct, and interfering with police, has denied the allegations, claiming, "I've never even seen this cat."

 

[Doktor Bollix]

That guy's family tree doesn't have too many branches. He's exactly the way I pictured him.

 

[big4life]

Sometimes it's good to have pictures and names to go with the assholes of this world.

 

[greek by injection]

Charles Benoit,
I wish for you many ass-rapings while in prison. I will be sending you knee pads in your "care" package

 

[casavant]

Charles Benoit,
I wish for you many ass-rapings while in prison. I will be sending you knee pads in your "care" package

I doubt he does prison time, but with behavior like that, you have to wonder if he's been ass raped since he was a little boy.

 

[rudedawg]

Looks like a very fine upstanding citizen. I'll bet momma is proud of her honor roll student.

 

[casavant]

Yeah, he looks like one of those people you could sit down with and have a deeply intellectual, reflective conversation with, doesn't he? One of those people you feel instantly connected too.

 

[drgoodbody]

well....

I'd like to crack him in half over my knee and then BBQ his sorry ass....

DrG

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I doubt he does prison time

Ordinarily he wouldn't. But he had the bad judgement to grill the kitty during a slow news season. It got a lot of publicity, and so an ambitious assistant DA is going to try and get his/her face on T.V. by throwing the book at him. If the judge plays along, he's facing a stretch.

People get time for stupid shit. I know a guy who got 9 months for pissing through the window of a police cruiser.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

What a fucking moron.