Most embarassing gym moment...?

[animal69112]

this thread is funny as hell, but you guys that have problems with your sphincters, should really go see a doc. I know i dont wanna smell and farts or see a guy shit his pants when i go to the gym. and the guy with the ball hangin out of his shorts....the girls werent smiling at you THEY WERE LAUGHING AT YOU. what kind of shorts were you WEARING!!!!!!! lol you guys are a trip, and stop farting anywhere in my gym that is NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

 

[GawdsGift]

this made myy ntire day. some great posts. lmao

 

[Snarf]

Ok, I don't know if I can compete with some of your sphincter stories, but I'll share anyway.

When I was a freshman in college I worked out in a hardcore, basement iron dungeon with some pretty big mofo's. Me, I was a massive 6ft 140lbs so mostly I just tried to stay out of the way. I did have a slammin' boom box at the time, so I think these mutants tolerated me becuase I brought some good tunes. Anyway, the gym had no windows and little did I know one light switch controlled the lights for the whole gym. I finished a set and decided to lean up against the wall to rest. As soon as I lean against the wall - poof - the whole gym goes completely dark. Picture these guys doing massive benches and squats, etc and the lights go out. The gym goes deathly quiet, and I didn't even realize I was the idiot who had turned out the lights. About 3-4 seconds go bye and some kind soul near me says, 'You turned out the lights fuckwad". I turned them back on, the whole gym is looking at me and I mumble, uh sorry.

I did finish my fucking workout - no way I was going to slink out of there. But I didn't say too much.

 

[Big Country 056]

The forst time i attempted a 400 lb. squat, I let a REALLY wet fart go. I got the weight up, but that pair of underwear had to be flushed and that section of the gym was evacuated and fumigated!

 

[C-Rock455]

 

[askjoe]

I lift regularly at the gym the same time everyday so I usually see the same people day and day out - it's most convenient for my schedule. Well, anyways I had on an old pair of army fatigues - black ones that had seen better days. I was doing a good arm routine so I spent a lot of time in front of the mirror that day. Keep in mind that the whole gym, cardio machines and all faces this mirror - the cardio equipment is raised a floor so they get a really good view of the entire gym. As I was walking around during my workout I felt an unusally "breeze" but thought nothing of it. I was there for a good hour before I go to pick up a weight I dropped and just happened to look back at my ass in the mirror. I had a rip in my crotch that went all the way up to my belt straps - and I was going commando!!! Well, when I finally realized my ass was hanging out for everyone to see I packed up my bags and left. I was embarrased to all end. It pissed me off because I could tell some people were laughing at me - the same mother #%^&&* I see every day. They didn't have the common courtesy to tell me. The just stood there and laughed. Well, that was the last time I was friendly to them, now I'm a dick - now they gotta watch out for the asshole that can bench 375 - they don't come around me no more - weak and pathetic loosers.

 

[Slyder190]

Can't beleive I'm sharin this

I once rushed to the gym one day. After I was almost done with my workout I realized I had 2 different sneakers on. Both white, but different. Talk about feelin stupid.

 

[ChefWide]

During heavy legs days I used to wear compression shorts under my shorts. one day, while visiting my sister in DC, i was working out at her corporate gym, a bunch of suits crowded around the stairmasters and me, I really blended in well... I forgot the regular shorts and just had bike shorts on over the compression shorts which made things that much tighter than they should have been, had every plate i could find on the 45¢ª press, pushed it up, apparently my nads shifted place under the compression shorts and when i lowered the weight it felt like sombody latched onto my nad with a vise grip.

Of course I couldnt do shit, pinned in the chair by 700+lbs and unable to speak, couldnt do shit, face turning the color of a firetruck and my arms flailing around like Richard Simmons to "Its raining men"

Suits all hopping around trying to figure out what to do, trying to PUSH the rack back up... when a trainer calmly walked over and started slide/dumping the plates off.

The crazy part was once the pressure was off my legs, THATS when I just about blacked out.

All in all a very impressive session.