Most embarassing gym moment...?

[tr2001]

Funnt Story!

This was NOT FUNNY but FUNNY (because the guy did not get hurt) This happened at a small gym in W. Virginia. Well, there was a dude that was about 6'2" maybe 145 soaking wet with lead boots. My wife and I were doing squats and were about mid way through. I had 315 on the bar and he walked over and said "can I work in". (Please note that he was not even training legs or had even warmed up). Knowing this dude was a complete idiot, I said "sure dude help yourself" Well, this skinny, limber stick figure gets under the bar (Also, note that his neck was sooo long that you could land a friggin 737 on it). He backs up wobbling and his pair of pencils shaking. He starts (what appears to be be bending his legs - but actually was a Hyperextention with a 315 pound loaded bar. Well, needless to say WHHHHAMMM! His neck is pinned on the ground - it happened so fast that I was like "FUCK DUDE" This was an OLD STYLE squat rack with nothing to catch the bar. This man got up unhurt because his neck was so skinny there was room between the bar and the floor. The dude got up and his neck was purple and had permanent criss cross Knurl Marks from the bar. The whole gym busted out laughing (after he was OK of course). He slowly walked out with his head drooping (he he)..... pun intened of course!

 

[emptywallet]

I just watched a guy the other day doing dips with waaaaaaaay to much weight tied around his waist. His left hand slipped off the bar and he fell and smashed his head into it. He fell into a heap on the floor and I ran over there to help him. He was like "Yeah, I fell, so what?" and left. Next day he has a shiner on his face like you wouldnt believe.

 

[Distortion]

I literally thought that the head of my dick had exploded. I screamed in pain, and the whole gym just went silent.

haha that has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever read

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

lol

 

[Kahn]

I was foolin around with an older woman after my divorce and she was flirty with me in the gym. Well she got all hot and bothered and started talking about masterbating if I wasn't going home with her, called it beating off. Then she tells me she want me to pound her in the ass again. I was all HOLY SHIT happy and then turn arounf and about ten others are looking at me. She was talking loud enough they could all hear her. I'm open minded as hell but getting tossed out on the stage like that blew my doors off. Embarrassed the shit out of me and fucked me up for the rest of the night. Done in that gym.

 

[cccp]

Re: Here's Mine...

One time, I was just getting over the flu and I decided to hit the gym for the first time in a week or so. I headed straight for the power rack to hit some squats. In the middle of one of my sets, I kinda feel like I have to fart or something. I also notice this kinda shitty diaper smell.
I go off and hit some curls or whatever I was doing that day, and about 10 minutes later, one of the bros I sometimes work out with told me to turn around and look in the mirror. I look, and there's this brown shit spot on my buttcrack seeping through my pants!! In the reflection of the mirror, I can see a bunch of dudes fucking laughing at me. Sure enough, I got the hell outta there.
The worst part about it was not having to go back and see everyone, but the fact that while I was driving home, some of the shit seeped through my sweatpants and onto my carseat!! Now there's a permanent shit-stain on my carseat!! (I just tell people it's coffee hehe)

hahaha

 

[_Yossarian_]

Im laughing my ass off at this entire thread...Id tell my story but its not even close to being as fucked up as some of yours

 

[JerseyDevil]

does shitting your pants on the sled count as a bad moment?

 

[dzulboy]

hehehe i have done about 6 fiffrent girls on abot 9 diffrent machines in my gym now thats a story

 

[rvd_brock]

Well......this story is more painful than funny, so it prolly shouldn't be here, but oh what the hell. This is why you should always clear out weights on the ground around you. I was doing dumbell flies (on my back), and I was going good w/ 2 40's. Then as I finished up my last couple reps, I tried to do one more......I got it halfway up, and was too burned out to finish, so I went to drop them on the ground. What I didn't notice was that there was a 65 on the ground RIGHT underneath, and my left index finger was completely crushed between the two. It all happened within a few seconds, and was over quickly, but I looked at my hand, and the nail was peeling off, and there was blood squirting from my finger. I tried to do some lat pulldowns afterwards, but each pull caused my finger to shoot out more blood, so I decided to quit for the day. My fingernail did end up falling off, and took a fuckload of time to grow back (it's been about 7 months now and it's just gotten back to normal). Knocked me outta my work out schedule for like 3-4 weeks. Needless to say, I now clear out ALL WEIGHTS when doing any kind of lifting.