I'm pretty sure joe was being facetious.
Aaah...kids.
Here's the deal.
Rule number one: Never fear your wife.
Rule number two: Never apologize if you don't think you did anything wrong. Rule number three:
Never make a promise you don't want to keep.
...otherwise you will forever be trying to find happiness in another person's version of happiness.
Talk to her. Educate her.
Then do it behind her back.
And yeah, there are so many good supps today, you can do a BIG BLAST/UNLEASHED/GEAR/ BRIDGE stack and she'll THINK you're on the juice.
And god will forgive you. If he was anti steroids he wouldn't have made muscles look so damn cool.